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- ********0
I apologise for my sarcasm. Sounds very moralising. Just a friend of mine is cheating on her boyfriend whom I'm fond of and who is madly in love with her, and i'm kinda not happy with her behaviour. Though it's none of my business and i shouldn't give a fuck.
As you were.
- nLHb0
cheating with a married man is evil. back off i say
- Jaline0
what Leah said
- GeorgiePorgie0
i've been sleeping with a married woman for almost a year.
gruntt
(Apr 5 05, 06:25)no dude, it's not your wife. hey you anzelina chickie, stop spoiling my evil thoughts! now go back to your cheatie slutiness
- Elfangio0
make sure his wife doesn't walk around with a gun in her purse...
- anzelina0
i've never so much as blinked at this guy, i'm very good at keeping my interests to myself.
so i think i'm safe. i think he might be related to a famous rock star though.
- GeorgiePorgie0
and if she does make sure you wear a bulletproof vest.
- tkmeister0
geeez,
accountant? don't do it!
- emecks0
mx sez "tairt"
- ********0
this morning the accountant who works down the street drove behind me to work.
anzelina
(Apr 5 05, 06:19)
++++++++++++++++++++++
is that code for 'doggie style' sex?if so. *thumbs up
- GeorgiePorgie0
hahaha yep, kOna it is
- vburo0
i once was with this married woman and then she cheated.
we were doing this boardgame you see?
- version30
cheating is like eating food your allergic to...
It may be cool for now, but you know things are going to get worse real quick.
- ********0
that's the worst analogy ever version3.
it's more like this.
cheating is like juggling a cobra, a sawed off shotgun and an axe wielding midget. not a good idea.
- ********0
cheating is like driving a pinto in reverse at a hundred miles an hour down the wrong way of a one way street.
your just asking to be blown to bits. wait. blown to bits like fire, not blowjobs.
damn.
- GeorgiePorgie0
cheating is like doing 400 lines of cocaine, you know feels good, but it's not good for you, especially when your nose is bleeding like an erupting volcano
*takes bloody swab out of nose
- ********0
cheating is like playing with fire. sooner or later your going to burn some poor bastards home down then be hunted by dog that headhunter from reality tv and his posse of dork vomits only to have them catch you and analy rape you into signing a confession.
- gruntt0
cheating is like eating a bowl of captain crunch when you just know that the monkey you have locked in the trunk of your neighbor's car is late for work and you're wearing it's underwear.
- opiate0
this morning.... was a good morning
- Spix0
cheating is like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.