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- anzelina
the accountant who works down the street drove behind me to work.
i'm secretly [ or not so secretly now ] crushing on him. but he is married!
- stewart0
an accountant. geez.
is it because the big car he was driving or because it is spring?
- gruntt0
that is like totally awesome!
oh and don't
- SteveJobs0
that's more trouble than you need - especially considering that there are roughly 4.5+ billion single men on this earth to choose from.
- UndoUndo0
slap yerself
HARD
- UndoUndo0
slap yerself
HARD
- tehgee0
crush is ok but MITTS OFF!
- GeorgiePorgie0
Adam said, "The woman you put here with me-she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it."
Genesis 3:11
(x_x)
- gruntt0
i've been sleeping with a married woman for almost a year.
- anzelina0
yes it's just a crush. you know, one of those people who it would never ever ever work out with but it adds some interest to the day...
- ********0
ah just go for it. Who gives a fuck if you hurt a whole bunch of people that you don't know? So what if his wife would be devastated if she knew? - not your fault her husband cheated on her. You'll be doing her a favour. Anyway - cock is cock right? She'll get over it. Your sexual urges come first.
- anzelina0
i've been sleeping with a married woman for almost a year.
gruntt
(Apr 5 05, 06:25)
_____________gruntt you tell this joke a lot, it's your wife, we know.
- gruntt0
lol. yeah i know - thought i might catch some noobs with it.
- SteveJobs0
besides, i think the kids might become suspicious if daddy starts using his calculator with his other hand...
i don't know what that means, but it sounded sleezy...
- anzelina0
it's still a good joke, but now i laugh not cause it's funny, but because it is silly.
"stop that, it's silly!"
- e-pill0
next time this happens, slam on the brake and have him hit you. then get out and run to him and kiss him passionitely, and dont stop for 11 minutes, then exchange innsurance and go to work...do this everyday for 11 weeks. by that time you should be ok and be steady with this d00d. tuesday moring car crash lip lock.
DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!DO IT!!!!
- anzelina0
great idea e-pill.
almost.
- anzelina0
an accountant. geez.
is it because the big car he was driving or because it is spring?
stewart
(Apr 5 05, 06:21)
_______________not a big car, it was a nissan something or other.
and the crush started in winter. i didn't get out much...
- gruntt0
he told me to tell you that he will meet you out by the big oak tree in 5 minutes.
- Jaline0
It's safe to view from a distance.
- Jaline0
...and even better up close.