SUPER POWERS
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- ********0
Ability to turn water into wine, make a blind man see and ability to wake up after 3 days of being dead.
- e-pill0
1. shape shift
2. distort reality
3. atomize ions
4. teleport
5. time travel
6. cause fear
7. make people piss their pants
8. transcend reality
9. excrete thc sweat for self mess
10. retain perfect teeth.
- blaw0
my wife and i were just discussing our favorite super powers. i would definately go with elastisity, with the ability to fly being second.
(here, let me get that beer for you)
she picks invisibility, which is actually the shadiest of all super powers.
- spongebob0
morphing like mystique would be cool. you don't even need to be near a girls locker to get a high.
- tommyb0
Super inculpability power. Bush has it. Cochran had it.
- elms0
heeh hee
- version30
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heeh hee
elms
(Apr 4 05, 05:10)
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*feels dirty
- e-pill0
1. cock of the infinite level 10
2. extreme sperm able to travel thru walls of steel!
3. always be clean and never shower!
4. sight beyond sight! ala eye of thunderia!
5. ability to morph your body into jevad!
6. ability to quote any line from PVN anthology!
- tank0
the power to cope with shitty lyin' clients.
- e-pill0
1. unbreakable
2. throw your voice 50 feet
3. pass thru airports undetected.
4. throw electric currents from your fingers
5. KAME-HAME-HA WAVE!
6. climb walls
7. spit acid.
8. make people laff
9. cure the sick
10. power of the beyonder!
- GeorgiePorgie0
Super Fertiel Sperm
Animal Control
Telepathic
Omnipotence
- spongebob0
ability to cast drop shadows and 45 degree arrows in 2 seconds flat.
- paraselene0
summoning the golem!
- ********0
the power to understand women
- GeorgiePorgie0
Power of the Priest!!!!!!!!!!
- e-pill0
1. power to make black holes
2. power of al gore in creating the internet
3. ability to make hot chicks
4. ability to be gay with your boys!
5. ability to be ultimate champion in Jeopardy!
6. become designer!
- e-pill0
1. power of Venom™
2. power of Carnage™
3. powers of superman™
- version30
understanding and speaking all languages and dialects
- LadyIce0
Ice as in Lady
smooches for all
- gruntt0
really, really good with an x-acto knife.