Mitch Hedberg - RIP ?
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- mattyd0
of what? what did he pass away from?
- mrdobolina0
rumor has it ist was the 'h'
- lvl_130
FUCK! RIP
was just listening to him last night : (
- gruntt0
"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language. "
- gruntt0
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. "
- gruntt0
"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
- gruntt0
" I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. "
- mrdobolina0
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- gruntt0
"Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree"
- lvl_130
i tried to make sprite cause they say it's lemon and lime. there is more to it than that.
want some sprite.
not until you figure out the other fucking ingredients first
- gruntt0
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
- mrdobolina0
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
- gruntt0
"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."
- mrdobolina0
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- mrdobolina0
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- thompson0
I miss him already
- gruntt0
news is officially coming out...
- mrdobolina0
My apartment is infested with koala bears, it is the cutest infestation ever.
- gruntt0
koalas continued...no don't run. i want to hold one of you.
- jkosoy0
...and feed you a leaf...and pat you on the back of the head.
koala bears are so fuckin cute...why they gotta be so far away from me?