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- ********0
why put a gps in someone when you can just blow their head off.
seems silly to me.
- opiate0
to lead you to others that you also want to light up.
- ********0
that's when you call in the super secret weapon.... the midget. he covertly crawls into the marks pocket and relays the location back to base for a 'lighting up' at another time.
way cheaper and midgets come by the dozen.
- IRNlun60
"I'm not a f**king midget I'm a dwarf..."
Hank the Angry Dwarf
R.I.P.
- opiate0
wait.... Hank died?
- opiate0
wow, where the hell Have I been. Happened in 2001. How?
- ********0
KoNA your design skills impeccable, but now we know why military strategy is not your forte.
Dwarfs, midgets..."why don't we just blow off his head" he says...oh man...
(Laughing , muttering under breath, shaking head, walks away)
- GeorgiePorgie0
i live in the south... Have you seen the size of the mosquitos down here, it feels like a dog bite.
opiate
(Mar 24 05, 06:55)I hear the mosquitos are so big in the South that you need baseball bats to keep them away. That true y'all?
- Hizzle0
Peppers: She's a beauty, ain't she?
Frank: Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers: It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?
[yank's on the mule's reigns]
Peppers: What? That's what I thought. Shut up.
[Frank cocks the gun]
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES. That's awesome.
Frank: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man.