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- UndoUndo0
when's the last time you actually felt a mosquito bite you?
sounds like copy from the marketing dept.
of course, it doesn't much matter because what are you going to do even if you notice it.
blaw
(Mar 24 05, 06:53)
...................................take leather from belt and place in mouth, gouge out the offending article with rusty stanley knife and cover your body in swamp mud to stop them buggers from seeing yr heat signature.
- vburo0
it's a joke?
how lame.
but i think a whole lot of this could be realised though.. if it already hasn't been..
- blaw0
- TheTick0
THEY just want you to THINK it's a JOKE. Watch those mosquito bites this summe...ouch! What the F*** was that???!!
- TheTick0
Next your going to tell me they have a Solar Death Ray or something...
- canine0
isn't it a little early for april fools?
- TheTick0
Or really, really, unexcusably late...
- todelete__20
why put a gps in someone when you can just blow their head off.
seems silly to me.
- opiate0
to lead you to others that you also want to light up.
- todelete__20
that's when you call in the super secret weapon.... the midget. he covertly crawls into the marks pocket and relays the location back to base for a 'lighting up' at another time.
way cheaper and midgets come by the dozen.
- IRNlun60
"I'm not a f**king midget I'm a dwarf..."
Hank the Angry Dwarf
R.I.P.
- opiate0
wait.... Hank died?
- opiate0
wow, where the hell Have I been. Happened in 2001. How?
- TheTick0
KoNA your design skills impeccable, but now we know why military strategy is not your forte.
Dwarfs, midgets..."why don't we just blow off his head" he says...oh man...
(Laughing , muttering under breath, shaking head, walks away)
- GeorgiePorgie0
Leave it to the Danish.
- GeorgiePorgie0
i live in the south... Have you seen the size of the mosquitos down here, it feels like a dog bite.
opiate
(Mar 24 05, 06:55)I hear the mosquitos are so big in the South that you need baseball bats to keep them away. That true y'all?
- opiate0
pretty cool,
i've had an implant in me for years. It's in my foot, put there by aliens that lured me onto their craft with ice cream when i was 10 years old.
- UndoUndo0
WOW
- Hizzle0
Peppers: She's a beauty, ain't she?
Frank: Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers: It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?
[yank's on the mule's reigns]
Peppers: What? That's what I thought. Shut up.
[Frank cocks the gun]
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES. That's awesome.
Frank: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man.
- blaw0
"...causing no internal damage, and only a very small amount of physical pain to the target."
very small? who's not going to notice getting shot?