Chinese Funerals
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- ********0
hiroshima you tit, that was a joke. i didn't actually do that.
- paraselene0
kuz likes to employ casual racism as satiric device. once you get to know him, you'll actually find it charming.
- soda0
hiroshima you tit, that was a joke. i didn't actually do that.
Kuz
(Mar 16 05, 03:43)-----------------
ha ha ha ha!
Kuz you racist!
that reminds me of the episode of father ted where they thought he was a nazi!!!
- ********0
yes, see para' knows.
Just like when i make monkey noises at black people, and shout "come again!" in my Apu voice at Paki's ;)
i dont do that, by the way. Just taking the piss like, ya know?
- ********0
ha ya soda, that's my favourite episode. When he puts that lampshade on his head and pretends to be chinese and there's like chinese guys standing outside his window. And he's like "oh my god! i didn't know craggy island had a china town!"
- soda0
- soda0
and when he is trying to get rid of the black spot on the window and it looks like a hitler tache on him from outside.
genius stuff!
- numberoneson0
come to think of it, i have got goofy teeth
- ********0
ha yeah, i saw this documentary one time of this 12 year old swedish boy who was training to be a monk in Tibet, and all the Tibetan kids nicknamed him wide-eyed boy and did the whole wide-eyed thing to him with their eyez. that made me laugh.
- GeorgiePorgie0
they need to have some noise, dont you know it? they want to wake up the other dead, so those dead can invite this new dead into the death pool.
- GeorgiePorgie0
were they banging on woks like we Yanks do during New Years.
- susje0
LOL =D @porgie...
Kuz... sorry to hear dat! I never heard of such ritual though.. so I couldn't give my 2 cents here
- ********0
i think there's a simliar ritual going on here as well with the twats putting the fucking lift shaft in.
will i ever get peace?!!!
*looks at his magnum .45
- GeorgiePorgie0
start shooting off Chinese Fireworks as soon as they go to beddy-bye, then they will be pissed but you can smile because all the twillings from the fireworks will have Chinese characters. You can say, "Hey I bought these from your cousin down the street, pretty cool huh?"
- GeorgiePorgie0
so are you still awake?
- ********0
nah. 'twas quite a sombre mood emenating from their door last night
- vburo0
i would of started playing the heaviest dub I could lay my hands on, speakers against the walls, full volume, let them have it.
If that didn't help the fucker moving up to heaven quicksmart I don't know what would..soda
(Mar 16 05, 03:00)WORD!
and hmm...dub.. sun is shining and it's warmer here....hmm....
*fires up the ol' itunes
- GeorgiePorgie0
jeses vormburo, I can hear it al the way here in Vegas turn it down dude
- cloned0
not chinese but my mom's still dead, no funeral just burned her like a piece of wood
run and tell janne run and tell
- ********0
that cos ur mum WAS a piece of wood?
that would explain the splinters in my cock