Chinese Funerals
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- ********
Why are you so fucking loud???!!!
- paraselene0
oh, poor kuz. kept awake last night, were you?
- rabattski0
it's for good luck isn't it?
- ********0
ALL NIGHT.
- rabattski0
fireworks?
- lifeinbinary0
sorry. will keep it down next time.
- ********0
I got home yesterday after a propa busy day and lay me head down for a nap. And then there's like all this wailing and banging of drums, fucking loud as. The walls are like paper thin. So i jump outta bed and am like, "what the fuck? Chinese New Year was months ago". So then the kids knock on me door, nice kids like i quit like 'em, and they say. "Oh me dad's just died so I hope the noise doesn't bother you too muhc. We have to guide his spirit to heaven".
I mean, wot can i say? "soz aboot yer dad, but keep the noise doon, am tranna get some kip!". So i gizzit "i'm sorry to hear aboot yer dad, it's ok, ya do wot ya need ta"
Fuck me, if they weren't still banging away at their drums and wailing 7 this morning as i left for work! i bet their still at it. how long does this go on for?????????
I'm grumpy.
- soda0
i would of started playing the heaviest dub I could lay my hands on, speakers against the walls, full volume, let them have it.
If that didn't help the fucker moving up to heaven quicksmart I don't know what would..
- paraselene0
ladies and gentlemen, i give you soda!
known throughout all the boroughs of london as the most compassionate man alive.
- ********0
haha soda!
u know if only they banged their fucking drums to a beat! but they dont. its just hitting things together.
grrrrr
- paraselene0
so, other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play?
- soda0
ladies and gentlemen, i give you soda!
known throughout all the boroughs of london as the most compassionate man alive.
paraselene
(Mar 16 05, 03:02)*takes a bow then directs a blind man towards the platform edge at the tube station
- ********0
meh. :/
- lifeinbinary0
dude, heaven is a wee bit away. it takes a while to guide the spirit there.
hang in there.
- ********0
I was wondering if there were any Chinese, or anyone from the east who would tell me how long these shindings go on for. Is it Buddhist? or some other Chinese religiosity. Are they gonna be wailing and banging tonite too? Taken the piss if they are, and the room they're in is right on the otherside of my bedroom wall.
- soda0
it takes 6 weeks for said spirit to exit your next door neighbours dwellings and fully arrive at heaven.
that gives you six weeks of banging plus the 3 months it takes for him to work his way to the front of the queue.
- ********0
they can fuck right off! ;)
- numberoneson0
why does it always happen to you?
- ********0
maybe cos i make slitty eyez and goofy teeth at em, every time i walk past their window?
- ********0
hello Kuz,
I am sorry that you didn't get much sleep. But you shouldn't be racist.
- numberoneson0
Well, if you made slitty eyes and goofy teeth at me, I can promise you'd be able to sleep albeit permanently.