introduction
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- kld0
howdee
- fusionpixel0
what are we introducing to?
- ********0
james- i live in shitsalano
- Nairn0
you just get weirder.
- jevad0
is it true that all canadiens are related?
ahahahahaa
- james-0
shitsalano eh?
better than burnbabyjevad wishes he was related =p
- Bio0
Hello.
Kona has no taint.
- k0na_an0k0
shut up. it hasnt come in the mail yet.
*tapping foot
- ********0
hi rapheal! welcome! :)
- mrdobolina0
south park taught me everything I need to know about canadians. the tops of their heads arent connected to the bottom.
- _salisae_0
what do you do, raph?
- tny0
TFGIFFFFS
- cloned0
in·tro·duc·tion Audio pronunciation of "introduction" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ntr-dkshn)
n.1. The act or process of introducing or the state of being introduced.
2. A means, such as a personal letter, of presenting one person to another.
3. Something recently introduced; an innovation: “He loathed a fork; it is a modern introduction which has still scarcely reached common people” (D.H. Lawrence).
4. Something spoken, written, or otherwise presented in beginning or introducing something, especially:
1. A preface, as to a book.
2. Music. A short preliminary passage in a larger movement or work.
3. A basic introductory text or course of study.
- usrper0
we scared her away.
- ********0
i am still here usrprer, you guys are funny
- k0na_an0k0
so seriously. are you a girl?
if so i'm in love.
if you're a dude i need to schedule another appointment with my shrink.
- ********0
i promise i am really a girl! why would you think differently?
- k0na_an0k0
many a dudes have impersonated a girl here.
not me though.
you just never know ya know.
- mg330
As long as we're doing introductions...
My name is Michael, as you can tell from my profile. I just got back to my desk from the restroom, where I completed my usual Friday prank to unsuspecting coworkers. A prank, you ask?
Why yes! The way it works is this: I seat myself upon a toilet and pretend that I am talking on a cell phone, alternating between cute baby talk and deep, Ving Rhames type of voice.
Or, I produce soft, muffled sobs, as if I'm crying, repeating the words,"Why, why me, God, why me? Why does this always happen to me? It hurts so bad. What am I going to do now." And at this point is when I really toss in the punchline: "Doctor, I don't know what I would do without you."
Then I cheer up and go about describing the contents of the toilet, making sure to ask repeatedly, "Does this sound normal to you?"
It is make-believe, though!
- cloned0
on the internet some boys lie to get the attention boys give girls
you wouldn;t lie to us would you michelle?