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As long as we're doing introductions...
My name is Michael, as you can tell from my profile. I just got back to my desk from the restroom, where I completed my usual Friday prank to unsuspecting coworkers. A prank, you ask?
Why yes! The way it works is this: I seat myself upon a toilet and pretend that I am talking on a cell phone, alternating between cute baby talk and deep, Ving Rhames type of voice.
Or, I produce soft, muffled sobs, as if I'm crying, repeating the words,"Why, why me, God, why me? Why does this always happen to me? It hurts so bad. What am I going to do now." And at this point is when I really toss in the punchline: "Doctor, I don't know what I would do without you."
Then I cheer up and go about describing the contents of the toilet, making sure to ask repeatedly, "Does this sound normal to you?"
It is make-believe, though!