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- k0na_an0k0
AAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
I FINALLY CAUGHT THE WOMAN!
i JUST got back from the cafeteria. i went down there to reheat a chicken breast and as i was approaching the microwave a woman had just put in her popcorn, started it and walked away. FUCK HER! it's one of those microwaves you can just turn the dial to add time. fuck it. 10 minutes should do. then i cooked my chicken in a minute and sat down to eat it.
CARBON! she comes running back as smoke is pouring out. maybe 6 or 7 minutes later.
i couldn't look at her without laughing. OMFG! 3 dudes came down and were all like wtf!!!
maybe that will teach you to walk away from your food you dumbass!
now smelling it the rest of the day won't be so bad.
if i would have known i would have taken my phone down there and snapped a pic.
hahahahahaha!
- fawn0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh man i haven't laughed at something on nt for a looooooooong time
*gives kona a high 5
- fawn0
i mean laughed that hard about something on nt
hahah still laughing
- cosmo0
hahaha that is funny. should've put the rat in there dude.
- k0na_an0k0
ah god it reaks so friggin good in here right now.
the smell of JUSTICE!
- mogwai0
amatures...
- gruntt0
carbon dude, carbon.
nice work.
- k0na_an0k0
the best was she for some unknown reason opened the bag and this giant POOF of black smoot shoots up in her face. hahahaha! god the smell is horrible!
- GeorgiePorgie0
f*cking sh*t bastards, BURNT POPCORN in this office now!!!
- taragee0
replace he popcorn bag with those pop caps
- ross0
death by murder.
- james-0
stick a bar of soap in there and nuke it for 30 seconds
that's what i do, now the whole place smells like ireland in the spring
- Fritz0
Interesting enough it happens to me too. I dont like popcorn for the life of me, well unless its covered in Caramel, but none the less, its irritating when thats all you smell, makes me sick to my stomach. and its not just for a few minutes, its for hours... I feel ya
- Gilt0010
Dooood nice work k0na. Too bad it caught up. At least nothing like a burnt bag o' popcorn. You rawk dude!
- e-pill0
popcorn is banned from my company, if someone makes it they get fired.
for popcorn.
- GeorgiePorgie0
Hey pal stop your complaining, at least you got a job you know?
- GeorgiePorgie0
Yeah wellllllllll I'm ready to 'crucify' the next f*cker that makes it here, because it's making my 02 toxic.
There's a Biblical reference for you.