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- tkmeister0
i can smell pizza in my office...
it's lunch time! i am off to get some sushi.
- robbie_m0
id love to drop a moratorium on popcorn here. the fake butter smell makes me want to yak
- GeorgiePorgie0
Yeah wellllllllll I'm ready to 'crucify' the next f*cker that makes it here, because it's making my 02 toxic.
There's a Biblical reference for you.
- e-pill0
popcorn is banned from my company, if someone makes it they get fired.
for popcorn.
- GeorgiePorgie0
f*cking sh*t bastards, BURNT POPCORN in this office now!!!
- Gilt0010
Dooood nice work k0na. Too bad it caught up. At least nothing like a burnt bag o' popcorn. You rawk dude!
- k0na_an0k0
oh shit on a shingle.
karma has caught up to me.
as i took my first sip of a freshly poured water the plastic top to the styrofoam cup popped off spilling on my shirt and pants.
and i have to take a piss.
the walk to the bathroom is far to long and passes far too many people to risk it.
damn you karma. damn you.
*crosses legs
- k0na_an0k0
the best was she for some unknown reason opened the bag and this giant POOF of black smoot shoots up in her face. hahahaha! god the smell is horrible!
- gruntt0
carbon dude, carbon.
nice work.
- mogwai0
amatures...
- k0na_an0k0
ah god it reaks so friggin good in here right now.
the smell of JUSTICE!
- cosmo0
hahaha that is funny. should've put the rat in there dude.
- fawn0
i mean laughed that hard about something on nt
hahah still laughing
- fawn0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh man i haven't laughed at something on nt for a looooooooong time
*gives kona a high 5
- k0na_an0k0
AAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
I FINALLY CAUGHT THE WOMAN!
i JUST got back from the cafeteria. i went down there to reheat a chicken breast and as i was approaching the microwave a woman had just put in her popcorn, started it and walked away. FUCK HER! it's one of those microwaves you can just turn the dial to add time. fuck it. 10 minutes should do. then i cooked my chicken in a minute and sat down to eat it.
CARBON! she comes running back as smoke is pouring out. maybe 6 or 7 minutes later.
i couldn't look at her without laughing. OMFG! 3 dudes came down and were all like wtf!!!
maybe that will teach you to walk away from your food you dumbass!
now smelling it the rest of the day won't be so bad.
if i would have known i would have taken my phone down there and snapped a pic.
hahahahahaha!
- GeorgiePorgie0
cook up some rice'n'beans and make it last with FLAVA
- e-pill0
in my company they banned the cooking of popcorn because of the smell, but they never stopped us from cooking some Ketamine!!!!!!!!!!
- GeorgiePorgie0
word unfitdutchfat
- unfitdutchfat0
oh gawd. peeps are horrible. i can't bring myself to even taste one. evah!