What Will The World Be Like?
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- yurimon
What do you think the world be like when china rules the world?
- k0na_an0k0
your name will become yurimon ping pong ching.
get used to it.
:)
- k0na_an0k0
remember that song from that movie in like the 80s?!?
'i'm turning japanese i think i'm turning japanese i really think so..'
cept it will be chinese.
can't remember how that song turned out. i think the ending was like the guy just remembering he took some MAD acid and was hallucinating he was turning japanese. in the end he was liie 'oh, my bad. i'm cool'
or something.
either way. i'm cool with it cause hopefully they'll teach me kung fu.
- k0na_an0k0
i could talk to myself in this thread all night.
hey, how's it going?
good you?
good.
kewl.
so why are you wearing only one sock?
i stepped in cat puke.
why didn't you take off the other?
i don't remember.
did you clean the puke?
GOD! WHAT IS THIS 20 QUESTIONS?
dude, you're the only one here.
oh. shit.
*again looks at empty wine bottle
NO MORE!
- jevad0
hahahahha!!!
- kld0
when in Rome.
- usrper0
that song was from a movie?
everyone talks about china taking over the world... im sorry but its just not gona happen. i mean, sure they got all the manpower to maybe kill everyone else in the world, but look at the world today, nobody knows no shit about chinese except kung fu. chinese food in many parts of the world is shit. we have built such a bad reputation for the rest of the world that in order for them to take over, there would be a blood bath..
i didnt read that article yet btw, im sure its just for laughs..
- mg330
kona, you have it wrong.
It's
"I'm bending at the knees i think i'm bending at the knees to do the pogo."
- yurimon0
Smokin dat china erb mon.
What was that movie k0na_an0k. I would like to rent it
and pass dat shiieet.
...me put pee pee in your coke
- Peter0
If they did, I wouldn't have to travel across town to get to Chinatown to get my love potions
- k0na_an0k0
16 candles?
- haverhill0
look, China will be a crater. stop assuming you know what we have in terms of our US technology. now go back to have bowl of rice and thinking nice Zen thoughts.
never assume.
- exador10
there was a semi interesting series of novels called 'chung kuo' the middle kingdom, by dave wingrove....it was about china being the only superpower left in teh world, and basically running the show...
it was pretty good sci-fi, if a bit bizzare...and there was a bit of 'this is the scary future with chinese running everything' sorta thing..
i think, historically, china has been all about keeping to themselves, ...the middle kingdom is more than just a name..its a reality in many ways...inside china is the world..
outside the borders is nothing but foreign devils.
i can't honestly imagine a future where that would change...
what..suddenly china cares about norway?...or what happens in Utah?
nah...
if anything i expect that they'll basically keep on keeping on...
or if nothing else, they'll become what the ussr was..
a counterpoint to US hegemony.sooooo..
expect the future to hold more movies like 'red dawn' except instead of 'scary russians' it'll be 'scary chinese'.....what it comes down to is the US suddenly seeing someone that they can't really push around.
soooo...
make a scary bad guy of them...
;)
ex
- haverhill0
accenting the word 'fi' as in fiction.
- usrper0
paul newman from his sauce bottle "well homer i'll tell you what i told redford 'it ain't gona happen'"
- yurimon0
You scared of the china man?
haverhillno be scared of the china man
(takes bowl of rice)
Russians don't know zen.
- exador10
bingo.
it's not that i don't think they could....
it's that i don't think they care.
if you look back over there looooooong ass history, i'm pretty sure you're not going to find much in the way of a precedent.
can't think of a single example ever, where they tried to take over or control a country or population that wasn't asian, or part of their original or historical boundries.
like i said..
can you imagine china trying to conquer mexico?
or wetern country?no.
me neither..once again, not because they couldn't if they really desperately wanted to...
but because i really doubt they'd want to period.
no interest.
- fawn0
What do you think the world be like when china rules the world?
yurimon
(Feb 17 05, 20:20)i figure it'll be chinese-ish
- Peter0
Put Kona back on the mic please.
- exador10
hahaha.
good one fawn.cheers
ex;)
- haverhill0
In the year 3000, all beings of this planet will look like Arnold S.