Gnnnnnnnnrgh
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- vespa0
problem is beer is sooooo goooooood.....
soda(Feb 10 05, 03:42)
yea but i'll only be giving up for a while just to see if i can control the beer monster that seems to be permanently perched on my shoulder these days.
- ********0
at the moment, i'm experimenting with how far i can push this self-destructiveness
*takes a pull on crack pipe*
let us know when you're on yer way down again
*exhales*
- vespa0
haha para i knew it! but at least you did it for a while.
i hear you on the other drugs too, my other problem is weed - basically if i'm not drunk after work i'm stoned, and i'd REALLY like to stop that. problem is weed is really productive for music. creative crutch anyone?
did bukowski ever have a sober stint?
- rasko40
last time I went drinking in sheperds bush was about 6 yrs ago waiting to go into the b-boy champs, we went to some pub round the corner from the empire and there was a table of irish nearly fighting about soe IRA argument, then, when I was ordering a beer some psycho scot wankered local old cunt was sat at the bar just staring at me as I ordered, I turned to him and sort of nodded to say hello and he goes "I don fucken like yae, I think yae better leave or I'm gonna cut yer throat" I'm like 'umm ok whatever' and pay for my beers.. this guy is just at the bar and keeps looking round at me snarling, a few minutes later he's shouting at someone else and smashes a bottle on the edge of the bar just about to go crazy, luckily the barman was a big growloer and grabbed him from behind and people managed to chuck him out just as the police came.
I got back to my stella wiping my brow.
*Obviously I would have used my ninja skills and turned him into a body worlds exhibit but I displayed restraint on this pitiful dipsomaniac.
- Blofeldt0
drugs are sooooo 1999
- Blofeldt0
as a side note, i found weed to be the most uninspiring drug i've ever used in regards to music. Slows my brain down and makes me lethargic.
Made all the music the band and i wrote really boring.
- paraselene0
no, blo. drugs are sooooo twentysomething. you just haven't been that since 1999.
lol rasko!
*sniggering and muttering to self 'ha! bodyworlds exhibit!'
- ********0
*pukes
*leaves again
- vespa0
haaaaha great story rasko
it's a bit dodge round there no? my work's moving there in 2 weeks *sigh*
- ********0
Ach rasko ah'm soarry ma da treated ye like that, Ah've tried tellin' him no tae be such an aggressive hooor but auld habits an' that, ken?
Ah stoapped drinkin' fer 3 months once, nae bother at all.
Weed is fucken funny though, Ah can go withooot fer ages - pas de bo'er like - but see when ah get a wee baggie Ah cannae no smoke it... drives ma burd mental, Ah huv tae smoke til there's none left....
- Blofeldt0
Oi, I’m still in my twenties (just)
I can't take the hedonistic life. I hate the idea of dying from stupid concoction instigated by drinking too much in the first place that I took because I was bored, and upsetting my family, girlfriend and friends.
I’d hate to be remembered as someone who killed themselves totally pointlessly.
I'd be forever seen as someone who died from drugs rather than who I was.Me, paranoid? Who said that?
- paraselene0
mx! go rescue my drowning "yo scots" thread, eh?
- Blofeldt0
Anyway vespa, i think cutting down sounds like a good idea.
- vespa0
dammit tha's mah proablem tae MX, pas de bo'er if theer's nae baggies abooot but theer awways fuckin is like, mah bf is chronic an if ah smells it ah wants it!
- paraselene0
yes, i must admit. even during my flirtations with purity i'll often have a spliff.
strange: i find it incredibly useful for yoga.
- ********0
If ah wusnae wi' ma burd ah'd be schmurkin' aww the time ken?
Ah mean she schmurks wi' me but disnae like it if its ivry nicht, an' damnit if ah've goat, ah'm schmurken....
toke til ye boke, ken?
- ********0
An inspiring night on drugs:
1. Read up on Guy Debord's essays on Situationism and Derive*
2. Snort 1g of coke + 8th weed
3. Buy a travel card
4. Make your way down to Kings Cross and get a blow-job from the skankiest crack
whore u can find5. Catch the tube to Soho and enter a gay bar. Get yourself a male gay friend and proceed to snort lines in the toilet
6. Wander the streets looking gormlessly at the neon-lights, making your way up Tottenham Court RD toward Tottenham cour road station
7. Make a detour into Harmony Sex Shop, and hang around the gay hardcore DVDs. Wait until a fellow film connoeusseur turns up admiring the gay dvd's, and then proceed to move in very close and accidently stroke his erect genetalia.
8. A knowing glance later, proceed to suck him off down a dark alley, Hanway Street is very appropriate.
9. After wiping his cum from your lips, proceed to assault him and take his wallet, maybe tell him you're a rent boy and nothing is free (don't worry, the embarassing circumstances will prevent him from going to the police)
10. Catch a night bus to Camden and go mentalist in a goth club (drink more/snort more)
11. Catch a lap dance
12. Return home, drink whisky, and write a story, taking JG Ballard's Cocaine Nights as loose inspiration, and expousing the Situationists philosophy of Derive*.
*ONE OF THE BASIC situationist practices is the dérive [literally: "drifting"], a technique of rapid passage through varied ambiances. Dérives involve playful-constructive behavior and awareness of psychogeographical effects, and are thus quite different from the classic notions of journey or stroll.
- vespa0
good lord kuz! true story?
- paraselene0
i doubt it. he was prolly just having a genet moment!
*wink
- ********0
yes
*wink
(Genet moment, not true, as in i had a genet moment, but those things did not happen..... on the same night!!!! mwahahahaaa!)
as in no, not true. But would be fun tho right? I mean, ah been out of me tits "lookin" fo' it, but never "found" IT. *sigh
the quest continues.