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An inspiring night on drugs:
1. Read up on Guy Debord's essays on Situationism and Derive*
2. Snort 1g of coke + 8th weed
3. Buy a travel card
4. Make your way down to Kings Cross and get a blow-job from the skankiest crack
whore u can find5. Catch the tube to Soho and enter a gay bar. Get yourself a male gay friend and proceed to snort lines in the toilet
6. Wander the streets looking gormlessly at the neon-lights, making your way up Tottenham Court RD toward Tottenham cour road station
7. Make a detour into Harmony Sex Shop, and hang around the gay hardcore DVDs. Wait until a fellow film connoeusseur turns up admiring the gay dvd's, and then proceed to move in very close and accidently stroke his erect genetalia.
8. A knowing glance later, proceed to suck him off down a dark alley, Hanway Street is very appropriate.
9. After wiping his cum from your lips, proceed to assault him and take his wallet, maybe tell him you're a rent boy and nothing is free (don't worry, the embarassing circumstances will prevent him from going to the police)
10. Catch a night bus to Camden and go mentalist in a goth club (drink more/snort more)
11. Catch a lap dance
12. Return home, drink whisky, and write a story, taking JG Ballard's Cocaine Nights as loose inspiration, and expousing the Situationists philosophy of Derive*.
*ONE OF THE BASIC situationist practices is the dérive [literally: "drifting"], a technique of rapid passage through varied ambiances. Dérives involve playful-constructive behavior and awareness of psychogeographical effects, and are thus quite different from the classic notions of journey or stroll.