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- kingjulien
Shall I
A.) get a Burrito, take a norco (oh my back and my neck), blaze, and watch the first 10 episodes of The Office?
B.) order Chicken nachos(make sure they add the grilled chicken this time), take a camera with me (it's nice out), and go exploring afterwards?
C.) eat a Power bar, call my ex-gf, crush but act generally unenthused, and be depleted by 6:00 pm? (note to self: this option involves no live music tonight, replaced by the law and order lineup on usa.)
D.) look in the mirror, reassess my life for the 100th time in the past week, go for a walk, and stop being a wanker?
- clerk0
definitely a + the xmas specials.
- gruntt0
B. sounds like a mind clearing walk with camera will do you good.
- johndiggity0
what kind of burrito are we talking about?
- iDp0
would it be cool if you had an all of the above?!? Eat a burrito, nachos and a powerbar. Call the ex and take pictures of the TV while you watch the Office on mute. Then go for a walk backwards using a mirror to see your way, this would surely put you in the wanker hall o fame. You could do all of this and make it home in time to watch Law and Order.
Cheers I'll send you a bill.
- Rand0
I'm going to read a mystery novel in a hot tub
- kingjulien0
Thanks. You guys are great. I wish you could help me with the rest of the issues in my life.
For the record, I ended up getting the nachos, watching City of God (and laughing at Little Zane's curl), going for a long walk, and then--miraculously--stumbling across a high school girl's volleyball championship at the Sacramento Convention Center. There were dozens of teams, 20 games going on simultaneously, and chaos everywhere. I wandered around in a haze squinting in the bright lights, camera in hand, trying not to look like a complete perv as hundreds of blonde girls in ponytails and knee pads passed before me.
At one point a girl spiked the wall out of bounds and it came in my direction. When I ducked the ball smacked a grandmother right in the dome. It was then that I realized it was time to go.Anyway, that's that. I'm sure everybody can rest easy now.
- rasko40
my life is a series of paragraphs thrown in the wastepaper basket.
I like it that way but can't help but think it may be a waste. Only to myself of course. But then, I have my memories. I think.