Drinking more beer
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- k0na_an0k
Why You Should Drink More Beer:
by kona
I was thinking, a herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
So in conclusion. Chug a lug fuckers.
This message has been brought to you by ephedra and 3 hours of sleep. Thank you.
- mr_snuggles0
amen.
- instantok0
makes perfect sense to me
*sips morning coffee w/ tequila*
- Blofeldt0
Easy on those Bud Lights
- Peter0
here I thought epedrea had been banned and offed to streets for a long time, but then you came along and showed that there still is hope. Thanks man!
- mg330
You said:
"excessive intake of alcohol..."
In that case, toss out the beer and go the good route with whiskey, glorious whiskey.
- vespa0
the two braincells i have left are running for their lives
- k0na_an0k0
A Cat's Diary
by kona
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.
You can find ephedra still for sale online.
- -leah-0
more kona more!!!
- Spix0
haha...nice.
- k0na_an0k0
kona say:
1. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
2. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
3. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
4. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
5. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
6. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
7. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
8. Man with penis in peanut butter is ------- nuts.
9. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
10. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
- mattyd0
kona...
at least give norm from cheers some credit for that. seeing as he is the one who originally said it...
- gruntt0
kona - you should get less sleep more often.
you're cracking me up.
...one to add to your list.
He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
- k0na_an0k0
kona...
at least give norm from cheers some credit for that. seeing as he is the one who originally said it...
mattyd
(Jan 25 05, 08:43)
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you don't say.
- k0na_an0k0
Bar Translations:
by kona, no Norm
"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with."I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed."You get this one, next round is on me."
--We won't be here long enough to get another round."Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position."Lets get out of here."
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet."I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
--You are paying more attention to your friends than me."I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
--I'm horny."I've had like 10 beers already."
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way."Excuse Me." (male to male)
--Get the f--- out of the way