Drinking more beer

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  • k0na_an0k0

    Bar Translations:

    by kona, no Norm

    "No, really, I'm OK to drive."
    --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.

    "I'm not used to these darts."
    --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.

    "You get this one, next round is on me."
    --We won't be here long enough to get another round.

    "Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
    --I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

    "Lets get out of here."
    --I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.

    "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
    --You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

    "I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
    --I'm horny.

    "I've had like 10 beers already."
    --I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

    "Excuse Me." (male to male)
    --Get the f--- out of the way

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