Monty Python
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- GeorgiePorgie
Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed... um... in the history of my bed... of art, of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart... call girl... I'm sorry. I'll start again... bum... oh what a giveaway.
- welded0
Bring out your dead!
*clank*Bring out your dead!
*clank*I'm not dead.
*whack*Bring out your dead!
- CyBrainX0
I'd like some cheese...
- janne0
I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie.
- janne0
or better:
-----------------Art Critic: Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed ... um ... in the history of my bed ... of art, of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart... call-girl... I'm sorry. I'll start again... Bum ... oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art. (a seductively dressed girl enters slinkily) Oh hello there father, er confessor, professor, your honor, your grace ...
Girl: (cutely) I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie.
Art Critic: What a terrible joke!
Girl: (crying) But it's my only line!
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:P
- ghandolf0
....And now, for something completely different....
I want to be called Loretta, Stan....
[Stan] Wot? Loretta...?
Yes, I want to have babies...
[Stan] You can't have babies, Stan. Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a bloody box?
- GeorgiePorgie0
funny
- niconico0
we are no longer the knights who say "ni!" we are now the knights who say "eki-eki-eki-ptang-zooo-wong-ni...
- airey0
"...you are all individuals!"
"yes we are all individuals!"
"you're all different!"
"yes we are all different!"
"i'm not"
"sshh"
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..."you're fuckin' nicked me old beauty..."
- Bullitt0
Is there not a decent Monty Python website around? One with those freaked out animations?
Anyone remember the monty Python game that came out in the 90's for the amiga? was bloody good.
- nicko0
She looks like a witch!
- shaft0
I fart in your general direction
- elms0
Idle: Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!
- those0
There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
- nicko0
Your mother was a 'amster and your father stank of elderberries...
- letters0
There is it!
Where?
There!
What, behind the rabbit?
No! It IS the rabbit!
Its got the huge claws and fannggsss!Aw, come on, whats it gonna do, nibble your bum?
- nicko0
lol...
bring us the holy hand grenade