Movie Quotes
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- SteveJobs0
Teacher - "Your current event, Napoleon."
Napoleon Dynamite - "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. "
- fadeproof0
"Don't even think about running, 'cause I got 6 little friends who can all run faster than you."
George Clooney - DUSK TILL DAWN
- Spix0
Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.
- Spix0
Ford Fairlane: "Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."
haha love that movie.
- Spix0
another one..then I stop.
Ford Fairlane: "I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish."
- ghandolf0
Do you need help with the bags?
[IGOR] Yeah, you take the blonde, I'll get the redhead...
"Young Frankenstien..."
- Dancer0
"PRIVATE, HOW TALL ARE YOU?"
"...5 foot 9 sir.."
"BULLSHIT, I NEVER KNEW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH"
- E__________0
My ass may be dumb but I am not a dumbass.
D&D:
two guys are walking down the street in Aspen. Girl and a guy are walking in front of them.D1: Wow look at that ass.
D2: Yeah, he must work out.
- RADDL0
Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?
Female stranger: Yeah.
Alvy Singer: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
Female stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.
Male stranger: And I'm exactly the same way.
Alvy Singer: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work something out?
- tkmeister0
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.