Movie Quotes
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- jevad
Vernon: Questions?
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Bender: That man is a brownie-hound.
- janne0
we had many of these threads befor edidn't we??
- ********0
omg you didnt just quote teh Robots hahahahahahaha
- ********0
what a sec....
- jevad0
psshhtht - so! Here's a newer, fresher one!
- janne0
Willie, a faraway look in his eye, sits on a bench near Marcus,
who is finishing putting on his elf outfit.WILLIE "I think I've turned a corner."
MARCUS (absent) "Yeah? You fucking Petites now?"
WILLIE, dreamy, refuses to take the bait:
"No no. No; I beat the crap out of some kids today —but, you know, for a purpose.
It really made me feel pretty good about myself — like I did something constructive for a change.
Accomplished somethin'."Marcus stares at him.
MARCUS "...You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, many., .many.. .many fucking years of therapy."
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i laughed so hard all the people in the cinema looked back at me, haha!
- jevad0
hahahaha
good one
- brandelec0
"i couldn't shit for 3 days"
i lost it on that one
- mg330
Goodfellas:
Pesci to Sam Jackson -
"I thought you were in here with one of your bitches."
- elahon0
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
- kingjulien0
Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.
- ********0
"plate of fish"
- CaP0
JEFFREY LEBOWSKI:
You're just looking for a handout like every other... are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?THE DUDE:
Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; YOU are Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...one of my all-time favourite movies.
- raybolger20
Elvis:"Then I felt a flutter. Like a pidgeon having a heart attack."
- winter0
John Rambo: "...hônh, tHei do fêrs tblöd"
- mg330
Aunt Edna:
"You're driving me to Phoenix!"
- SteveJobs0
pacino:
"i had coffee with McCauley HALF AN HOUR AGO!!!"
- jakeyj0
"i wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP!"
- jevad0
Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their
underwear acting like complete animals.
- SteveJobs0
Uncle Rico - "I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks."
Napoleon Dynamite - "I could make that much money in five seconds!"
- jakeyj0
'do the chickens have large talons?'
'what'
'large talons'
'i don't understand a word you just said.'