Why Oh Why?*&@#
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- -leah-0
why do people in big pick up trucks drive like such idoits especially when the roads are icy? just because they have 4 wheel drive doesnt mean the rest of us do >:(
- ********0
Why do people start to honk 0.25 seconds after the light turns green?
ctrlRmB
(Jan 21 05, 06:47)some honk aww fucken day, durty cunts should fucken wash!
- winter0
Easy one:
Why do people try to explain jokes that aren't funny? Just because.
this is a semanthical demonstration of a meaningful redundancy.
- slinky0
"Why do people start to honk 0.25 seconds after the light turns green?
ctrlRmB
(Jan 21 05, 06:47)"Why do people wait 0.25 seconds to drive when a light turns green!!! Come on & move you slow bastard!
- vespa0
HAHAHAaaaa MX i don't think i have any lives left now
*dies again
*comes back to life like an indestructable cockroach
re the elevator button thing, apparently in the *industry* the close button is known as a "control" button and 9 times out of 10 it's not actually connected to anything, but is just there to give uptight people the illusion of control...
- vena0
why haven't they developed button technology that understands urgency??
- radar0
WHy do they always make the interior of the elevator a reflective service - and seats would be nice.
- ********0
I do it so that people dont realise that I am actually stalking them, if I just got in, didn't press any button and then walked out behind them then they would be worried, but as I made obvious my intention to get off at the same floor they have no surprise and think all is hunky dory. That is of course until I force them into their apartment and beat them to death with a wrench and rape their moustached butts for being a dirty muslim terrorist.
Keep the faith my parish.
- opiate0
Why ohhh why does everyone in the god forsaken south drive like a midly retarded 4 year old when it starts to rain!!! I swear to god , it is ridiculous.
- vespa0
control freaks the lot of youse
- mg330
hahahah slinky, I do that every day!
Mostly I just hit the "Close Door" button because that usually works.
- winter0
moustached butt? cmon man didn't i sent you a lawnmower for christmas?
- slinky0
"Why ohhh why does everyone in the god forsaken south drive like a midly retarded 4 year old when it starts to rain!!! I swear to god , it is ridiculous.
opiate
(Jan 21 05, 07:02)"It's because they drive like that on a normal day too... I was just in Columbus, GA this weekend and they all drive like maniacs there... I saw a minimum of 5 people go through a red light like 10 seconds after it turned red. I even had some idiot driving in the wrong way in my lane heading towards me... I am afraid of southern drivers.
- ********0
too many queries here fer me,
*runs awa fae the queeries
- k0na_an0k0
why when i rains to people act live they've never seen it before and drive slow?
why when it snows, even just a bit, people act like everything including their tires have suddenly become as slippery as ky jelly?
why when someone walks into mcdonalds they look at the menu like it changes daily? it's been the same fucking menu for how long now and you KNOW you know what you want. order it already you fuckin hoor. (thanks mx_ond)
why do people blow their nose then look in the tissue like they just blew out diamonds?
i'll think of more.
- ricstultz0
Why dont they give old people driving tests every 5 years after they turn 60?
- vespa0
psst mg33 it doesn't actually work.
apparently in the *industry* the close button is known as a "control" button and 9 times out of 10 it's not actually connected to anything, but is just there to give uptight people the illusion of control...
- paraselene0
why oh why am i sat here in front of nt when i've got loooooaaaads of bloody werk ta do?
vesp -- you out this weekend? we're doin' a girly night in n.h. on sat.
*blushes with shame for using the thread for personal bidness
- vespa0
damn para i'm already out on sat, ta for askin tho
- paraselene0
as cool, baby. jus' checkin'.