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- Witt0
when i was 17 once i was mugged by some 3 scaring looking dudes that put seringes to my neck; you could almost see through the needle holes in their arms. My girlfriend had some money and was so indignated (i was furious too) that we ended up reporting in our local PD.
We had to browse huge books full of photos to Id those guys. That's not unusual, but then i started to notice that many of my school mates were there; some of my class too and not for little crimes. funny, hey?
but the most funny is that i found out my well-dressed neighbour in a red tie was a real scoundrel, injuring and assaulting old ladies houses and such. i thought he worked on a bank or something like that. dressed to kill ;)
- mevsthem0
anyway the record is thrown out since the person didn't show up to court over and over...
- smellvetica0
i take it no one's been to the big boys jail then?
- GreedoLives0
been in a couple of times, for stupid juvie crap, longest stay was like four hours.
you meet some uh interesting people there tho.
- mevsthem0
not jail but i did have a record for punching out a guys tooth at school when we got into a fight. I had to get my finger prints takin and picture. I got all dressed up and smilled at picture time then i realized its not picture day, but it was the habbit of getting your picture takin that made me smile at the camera.
- Clear0
Tailgated for a college game for 10 hours. Room mate got thrown into the slammer at the game.
All because of one bright "friend" smuggled alcohol into the stadium and got my room mate thrown in jail with him..
hehehehe.. guys didn't get out until noon the next day. Sucked for them.
- CaP0
once when i was 17, for drinking on the street... no big deal, they held me for some hours and then call my parents. no as intense as iDp's, for sure.
and about knowing people, i know a few. one of the guys i used to longboard with has spent more than 10 years in and out (he's about 34). last time it was for beating this guy nearly to death "cos he owed some drug money and wasn't going to pay". and when he was explaining this to me, he added with this most innocent face "and the judge got it all wrong! i wasn't going to kill him for that, i just wanted to leave him very badly injured, nothing more..."
he was good at longboarding though...pretty mad.
- grumpymonkey0
Not quite as forked up as idp's story, but I was arrested back in '98 at a critical mass ride in Chicago ( http://www.chicagocriticalmass.o… for the whole story). Spent the night in jail with some guy named Elvis - I kid you not. I missed D&B guy Photek that night, I was super bummed. Chicago cops suck.
- taragee0
idp that ssame thing happened to me! cept this girl walked in on me and my "boyfreind" at his place - and my "boyfriend" was all liek ohh shes crazy! umm yeah she has keys to your apartment but shes crazy?! riiiight
- JazX0
jeeeeeeez
- k0na_an0k0
SHIT! i was writing that as you typed the last bit.
she ended up sleeping with the other guy?!? wtf. he's dead. i don't care how long ago it was.
- k0na_an0k0
awesome idp!
- iDp0
haha yeah...she had given me this ring when I left LA...you know 'to remember her by'. It was funny...I fully expected to walk into my room and climb in bed with her...I saw her with homedude...walked out, got really ticked off, walked back in and threw the ring at her...ended up hitting homedude who woke up as I was calling her a slut...I looked at him and he just shut his eyes and pretended to go back to sleep.
- JazX0
iDp, nice! Now that's a memory for ya.....
- iDp0
oh I have a story to tell...this was one of the worst nights I have ever had...
So I had moved back to Vegas from Cali (this was like 8 years ago) and this girl I was fooling around with out there came out to visit me. I was living in an apt with two friends one of the friends was dating a stripper and the strippers brother were all there. We went out booooozing it up...(I was 17)...got hammmered. We were leaving this casino to go back home and i tossed a bottle in the air in a parking lot (stupid idea I know...didn't hit anything)...security guards musn't have had anything exciting going on, they ran at me with mace so I kindly let thhem put cuffs on. Wake up a few hours later in a cell with three other less than savory individuals...with weird dreams of having the piercing that was put in my ear earlier that day ripped out (it wasnt just the little stud with the backing on it..full ring and ball number). I went and touched my bloody ear, yup I wasn't dreaming that they pulled it out...guess they thought I might try and stab someone with it...or saw my way out. I also vaugly remembered puking on the officer who checked me in.
So then I call the girl she asks if I'm ok and all...I felt like an idiot, this girl drove out to see me and I get arrested. Then I call mom...oooo wow that was fun. Anyways I get out in the afternoon...head home.
Walk into my room and there is the girl buck naked with the strippers brother in my bed.
Great night.
- k0na_an0k0
i'd listen to their stories and if i got bored then i'd do it. some of them have some amazing stories and have been to some amazing places. too bad they can no longer share those stories with anyone else.
- JazX0
how many hobos you killed BTW? I'm sure they had good jail stories and you didn't care!
- k0na_an0k0
i got murdered once.
- JazX0
Uncle in and out of the slammer, general population West Penn Pen. Running drugs and loan sharking beating people up. Stupid!
Childhood friend went in for murder and got murdered there. Kinda' sad actually.
- mogwai0
Government Tresspassing. 1993/4. Lollapalooza that year (Beastie Boys, Tribe, etc) was on a government base that year in Rhode Island because it was the only big enough outdoor venue in the area. After ingesting far too many mushrooms first thing in the morning, and having about four hours to blow, we decided it was a good idea to explore. Hopped a fence, creeping around an large warehouse, only to be surrounded by MP's in about 12 minutes.
Spent 24 hours in jail, tripping. It was the worst 24 hours of my life.