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- story0
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do
- donbrewer0
"The only dope that should be shot is Nixon." Frank Zappa
A friend of mine posted this on his blog but changed the name to Bush and the Secret Service showed up - no kidding.
- anzelina0
boycott shampoo.
demand the real poo!
- magicpatch0
if life was like a box of chocolates, i wouldnt get far cuz id eat myself
- shellie0
quite being a tool gabe.
- brandelec0
that redneck mother fu.. OOOHH SNAP*! popcorn chicken!
- gabe0
yeah! that Colonel Sanders.. what a hypocrite.
that no-good, lazy, incompetent, disohnest s.o.b.
- shellie0
*exchange a her for a him.
- shellie0
hmm gabe i know someone who really deserves that one.
- gabe0
"It's awfully hard not to call a no-good, lazy, incompetent, disohnest s.o.b. by anything else but his or her rightful name."
Col. Harland Sanders, Founder, KFC
- fusionpixel0
well in a second thought i guess seindfield is more targeted to Single guys and Everyone loves ray to families... maybe?
- shellie0
but i never thought sienfield was funny either.
is it the same kinda humor? it doesnt compute.
- fusionpixel0
oh , come on, give it another shot!
Just concentrate and dont think that it is not funny, just let it get to your veins and relaxxxxxx
- fate0
"wish in one hand, shit in the other, see what you get"
-the words of my uncle
- shellie0
dood that show sucks i really dont get it. worst show created -- ever. not once has it made me laugh. not even half smile.
- fusionpixel0
i LOVE raymond, and i think it is very good show. with that said...
"I say it all the time... with my EYES!"
--everyone loves raymond
- shellie0
thats so terribly fucked up, dogsbreath!
i feel guilty for laughing.
- DogsBreath0
"What was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima - circa 1945
- mevsthem0
everybody loves raymond is a good show, i find it funny but only cause of robert and raymond.
- Rand0
there's a lot of journal-ly stuff in the blog thread-- if it's still around