quoteable quotes.
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- shellie
I've been digging through old journals and found some very quoteable quotes of mine ive written over the years.
ok, break yours out.
here's one:
the 4th of july: what a worthless holiday. people get together, parade around like idiots and blow shit up. i dont really think people care much about the holiday (me included). Its just and excuse to go bathing suit shopping, wear too much blue eye shadow, have the whole family bust out the matching flag t-shirts, smell like the beach, and eat over cooked girlled meat products.i dont know why but i get this weird mental image of a street in white suburbia with a mother, father, son and daughter with scary clown movie smiles and way too much blue eyeshadow. *scurrd*
who here is guilty of having a livejournal. i know you have one. i know you do. its like 6 years old too. ohh good stuff.
- Scottizzle0
How about instead of a thread about quotes, we turn this into a thread about useless threads?
- mevsthem0
"Im so negative, i hate the world.
- shellie."ahhhh come on cheeer up!
- everybody loves raymond.
- shellie0
you didnt quote everybody loves raymond
do you actually think that show is funny? it is SO dry it kills me! it's remarkable how somehow it manages to stay on the air every year.
useless thread? probably maybe. whynot? but i bet there are a bunch of you secret livejournalers out there.
- Rand0
there's a lot of journal-ly stuff in the blog thread-- if it's still around
- mevsthem0
everybody loves raymond is a good show, i find it funny but only cause of robert and raymond.
- DogsBreath0
"What was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima - circa 1945
- shellie0
thats so terribly fucked up, dogsbreath!
i feel guilty for laughing.
- fusionpixel0
i LOVE raymond, and i think it is very good show. with that said...
"I say it all the time... with my EYES!"
--everyone loves raymond
- shellie0
dood that show sucks i really dont get it. worst show created -- ever. not once has it made me laugh. not even half smile.
- fate0
"wish in one hand, shit in the other, see what you get"
-the words of my uncle
- fusionpixel0
oh , come on, give it another shot!
Just concentrate and dont think that it is not funny, just let it get to your veins and relaxxxxxx
- shellie0
but i never thought sienfield was funny either.
is it the same kinda humor? it doesnt compute.
- fusionpixel0
well in a second thought i guess seindfield is more targeted to Single guys and Everyone loves ray to families... maybe?
- gabe0
"It's awfully hard not to call a no-good, lazy, incompetent, disohnest s.o.b. by anything else but his or her rightful name."
Col. Harland Sanders, Founder, KFC
- shellie0
hmm gabe i know someone who really deserves that one.
- shellie0
*exchange a her for a him.
- gabe0
yeah! that Colonel Sanders.. what a hypocrite.
that no-good, lazy, incompetent, disohnest s.o.b.
- brandelec0
that redneck mother fu.. OOOHH SNAP*! popcorn chicken!
- shellie0
quite being a tool gabe.
- magicpatch0
if life was like a box of chocolates, i wouldnt get far cuz id eat myself