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- dippy
Confess! What's the worst thing you ever did at work, to a boss or client?
I had a telecommuting internship with a web company, and one day I just got tired of the whole thing so I stopped doing any work. The boss tried getting in touch with me, but since he'd never actually met me before, all he could do was e-mail. For some reason, I never replied. He must have thought I had died or something.
- Luckypp0
In college I worked at a sign shop and the owner was a real a$$hole racist, homophobe. So we would all trash the shop and equipment when he was gone. I know that we cost him thousands in repairs over the months that I was there.
- Nairn0
"So we would all trash the shop and equipment when he was gone. "
Nice, I like your intelligent, reasoned response - it's always best to confound stereotype!
- Luckypp0
Well as much as we would all like to be avengers, sometimes you have to take a more back road approach.
- dippy0
LOL! "a more back road approach"
Yes, I'm a big fan of such approaches.
- Luckypp0
And yes, I admit that in my younger years, I was less bold than I am now.
I tell you though, there was something that was so funny about seeing him come back and start his truck and it would lurch, or backfire, and he would scream "what's wrong with this piece of $hit now?!"
- nosaj0
In highschool I worked at a Dairy Queen. During a party I decided I'd run down to the DQ and cook up some food for my friends. I went in, put on a spare shirt from the basement and went up to the line and started cooking burgers. I bagged them up, put the shirt back and headed back to the party.
- mrdobolina0
just out of high school, I was a dairy manager in a grocery store. Yeah, I had sex with my girlfriend in the cooler.
- Beach_Boy0
I worked in an onion ring factory, and 4 of us on the factory floor were so bored wiht our job that we had a bet! Whoever could get sacked first would get a full weeks pay from the rest of us!
Our manager was so lame, that she would never sack us - I even got the hose and drenched her in water screaming sack me you bitch!
I was 16
- chossy0
Deleted a website cause my boss was a cock knocker, he still is a bozo but I am over it now.
- MX_OnD0
I used to spit in my boss's coffee cup every day before making the coffee. Once I put a drop of piss in his cup too.
This was during my apprenticeship , the boss made my life hell day for day. Anyway watching him drink his coffee was enough to see me through 3 years of his bullying.
Only thing I feel sorry for is that I never got the opportunity to shit in his boots.
- pablito0
thank god u dont work for me.
- MX_OnD0
That was an extreme reaction to an extreme arsehole.
I don't feel the need to justify it but suffice to say it was the first and last time I have acted like that to anyone.
- donbrewer0
When I left my last job I kept all the bonus checks for myself. I felt bad for my employees but it was their fault I was leaving. One of them probably pissed in my coffee, too. I was a bastard but it was my job to be mean.
- JazX0
Walked out of a job. Some manager got in my face and threw a folder at me. I looked at him, said, "F*ck You, I quit". Walked out, two days later called the owner of the company and they fired the guy. He asked me if I wanted to come back and I said, "No Thanks, you have managers that smoke dope, literally".
- hiphoprelic0
I got canned a while back and went back to clean out my desk I yanked the hard drive out of my machine and walked out.
My now ex-boss got I-f*cking-rate and said "I'm calling the cops." - "Call'em," I says. He put the phone down and stuttered and followed me outside b*tching about my showing up late.
I knew he didn't want the po-po's coming to his house where the office was located, what with all the w**d and weapons around.
There was no way I was asking this drunk f*ck for access to my work.
F*ck him.
- k0na_an0k0
a few years ago i was working for this real jagoff. he had this rediculously hot chick working in the marketing department. he was always putting me down and shit when she was around to try and make himself look better or some fucking thing. he would always tell me he wanted her so bad.
so i nailed the chick and told him about it. broke the bastards heart. haha.
- paddywop0
I have a screen grab of an After Effects render window, (about halfway through). It's not a nasty thing, but a harmless scam, as whenever i fancy an hour or so out of the office i bang it on my monitors as wallpaper. The fools know nada (i think??).
- dippy0
bumpity-bumpity-bump!
- mg330
Worked at a grocery store for my first job when I was 16.
When we'd put the eggs out (and everyone else there was a total cut-up) sometimes we would:
1) Break every egg in a carton, multiple cartons, and set them out on top of the stack.
2) Crack all the eggs into the egg holders and throw the shells away, so it's just egg insides in there.
3) I think once we just tossed out all the eggs and filled the carton with ground beef.
- mg330
"So we would all trash the shop and equipment when he was gone. "
Nice, I like your intelligent, reasoned response - it's always best to confound stereotype!
Nairn
(Jan 11 05, 05:35)
----------------------I CANNOT stop laughing at that!