Tremens
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- kingjulien0
Kona, I hate negotiating, but I'll make this one concession: if you want me to whisper the clarence thomas "there's a pubic hair in my pepsi" scene in your earlobe (again) while your daisy dukes are all bunched up, please bring plenty of strawberry crush. i mean at least a 2 liter.
- danthon0
lol
ziiiiing!
- k0na_an0k0
omg... strawberry crush. horrid stuff.
- jevad0
"He goes to gallery openings and critiques the cheese selection."
genius....pure genius...
- tny0
holy grosstesqueries!
- mogwai0
Chuck Palahniuk fan perhaps?
- Dublao70
Fine if you won’t answer my question, I’ll try things your way.
You arrive at work, the chill of an Indiana winter riding in your bones. It has been pouring for days leaving everyone in a grumpy mood. Sitting down to you your computer with your morning cup of coffee you welcome the caffeine into your system.“Let’s check out newstoday,” you say to yourself and your day begins.
Blah blah blah your chair breaks, everyone laughs blah blah blah
You wonder who the girl is on kingjulien’s site some more while checking to make sure he has not posted an answer, thus making you look like an ass for posting this. He has not. We are a go for posting.
- k0na_an0k0
i don't think he's interested dublao. he just wants to talk about my daisy dukes while we share a pint of strawberry crush.
- kingjulien0
You try to go back to working on your site but a sick perverse desire to see how others respond to your ramblings draws you back. You're embarrassed because you know maybe you admitted too much and people tend to look at you kinda funny after that. You forgot to answer a question and when someone repeats it in an amusing way you laugh. You want to tell him that the girl is another long list of models that you've had a crush on (and struck out with), but the image is also depressing because it's a reminder of the series of files lost when that trojan virus attacked your harddrive and destroyed what could have been a cool redesign if you saw it through to completion.
- _salisae_0
whatever - any moderately intelligent person can take a writing class and learn to note the specific details of characters.
i thought kona's joke was more original than your writing.
and -- if you're going to post your work publically - learn to take critiques - you flippin' queer.
*slightly peeved b/c i took the time to actually read your long post - and just find your thinking patterns to resemble my annoying ex-bf.
:) carry on
- Dublao70
great I'm going home....with head held low....can I at least get a strawberry crush?
- Dublao70
"You try to go back to working on your site but a sick perverse desire to see how others respond to your ramblings draws you back. "
Ahh the story of the average NT'er
- Gilt0010
*falls out of chair while trying to duck after reading _sal's_ post.
- k0na_an0k0
za-zing.
and here i kinda felt bad thinking i came off as a bit of an ass.
- kingjulien0
Salisae, seriously, shouldn't you spend more time covering up that dent in the side of your forehead or trying not to urinate on Santa's Lap at the mall rather than talking shit to me? Isn't there a Corky from Life Goes On fanclub meeting you could transcribe notes for?
You make utterly no sense. Nobody was talking about writing classes or details of characters or originality or requests for crits. And while you're pretty smart for a girl with a missing chromosome, please don't get ahead of yourself by calling yourself "moderately" intelligent. You're doing a disservice to all the other "mentally challenged" folks out there.
I sugest you remove that stick from your arse as soon as possible. It's distracting. It has to affect your logical and reasoning skills. It's also probably why your boyfriend dumped your floozie ass and why you've chosen to transfer that crushing disappointment onto me.
But see Salisae, I'm here for you. Julien loves tards as much as he loves the kids. I'll wipe that drool from your cute chin whenever you need it. If your lark needs fine tuning or your handicapped nan needs an oil change, I got your back. I won't pluck any more back hairs, but I have an assistant now who can handle it. Rest assured. Everything will be okay.
- Gilt0010
Whoa... this thread just got wayyy 'dark alley'.
yikes....
- tny0
ow
- _salisae_0
heehee -- you're so sensitive. too hard to resist.
RarRRrh!!
sure you're not QueenJulien?
- kingjulien0
Salisae, I'm flattered by your flirtatious ways. Based on that little image of you I would consider relieving you of that sexual tension-you're a little cutie, except after seeing Gummo one too many times I devoloped a phobia of large rashes with percolating bumps and I also frown upon taking advantage of special peoples. But I do think sex with one of your kind might alleviate some of the frustration. Good looking out.
- _salisae_0
thanks!
no sex for you