troy
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- airey
i realise this is old news and the subject of much NT'ing but i watched it last night with a few friends and have to save anyone i can. a pile of steaming hell-hound shite would be a nice term for this cultural train-wreck of a so-called-movie. they can keep the money, i just want my time back. it truely takes an awesome director to make a whole bunch of good actors and a limitless budget turn into this absolute piece of shite!!! (the horse was less wooded than anyone else - said before but sadly true).
- designerror0
it feels good to get it out right!! i feel for you a 100%.. almost saw my popcorn and coke again when Orlando Doom starting playing LOTR elf in the end
fuck i hate that stupid movie..
i could go on for hours...
- JamesEngage0
Are you two trying to out do each other with your movie critic clichés?
- abstrakt0
Edge of your seat excitement. The ultimate summer thrill ride!
- JamesEngage0
Laugh? I almost dropped a bollock! **** The Sun
- airey0
"edge of your seat excrement" more like. bring on the cliches! anything to rid my mind of that damn film...
- r_gaberz0
what's so great about Wolfgang Peterson? I've hated Air Force One and The Perfect Storm.
Das Boot can't make up for all this crap.
- rabattski0
i thought troy wasn't that bad at all. it's not a super great movie but it for sure does not suck. ok it was way too long and the whole essence of the story was kind of fastforwarded at the end but still not bad.
- textbureau0
like you, i saw the movie last night, oh my lord. how lavish and wasteful. i want my 3 hours back also. i could be wrong but a few times i heard a british / scotish accent.
- jamble0
I've certainly seen worse films, it wasn't exactly going to be an accurate representation and Orlando Bloom is such a wet ponce you want to punch him but what can you do.
- JazX0
it's just a movie man
- gravityroom0
A cinimatic tour de force...
- grayhood0
it was the 6 foot flaccid penis of cinema
- k0na_an0k0
awesome timely review my friend. can't wait to hear your take on smokey and the bandit.
- JazX0
lol
- Gilt0010
Whatever you do, DON'T Google "flacid penis".
- Bio0
dont talk shit about smokey and the bandit, motherfucker.
buford t. justice could kick your ass any day.
- grayhood0
why not? i am sure it takes you right to troy's web site.
- k0na_an0k0
dont talk shit about smokey and the bandit, motherfucker.
buford t. justice could kick your ass any day.
Bio
(Dec 28 04, 08:45)
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the chick could kick my ass my friend.oh how i wanted that car. still do. someday i will pimp that shit out mustache and all.
- rabattski0
roflmao! no idea but smokey and the bandit always make me think of any ol' bud spencer / terrence hill movie.