Banana Critters
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- iLotion
I got a bunch of bananas this morning - just went to have one and there's a dead spider that doesn't exactly look 'european' all tangled up in there...
I just touched it - Am I gonna die?! :''(
- rasko40
yes, die.
go on, dare you to die
- gruntt0
you're already dead.
this illusion that you just posted to NT® is just the last synapse in your brain firing and burning out.
R.I.P.
Oh Look, Bananas!
- iLotion0
and i was gonna buy one of your t-shirts rasko, you... shit!
- rasko40
see i knew you couldn't do it
spider lover!!
- vespa0
i hate to inform you but as you have touched it you are indeed going to die.
first the finger that touched it will shrivel up, then long greasy curly hairs will start to sprout from your shoulders and back, then your hair will turn ginger (ALL of your hair), you will start to gnash your teeth and break out uncontrollably singing cliff richard christmas songs, before finally melting into the carpet emitting a hideous smell as you go. sorry.
- rasko40
I once bought a bag of bananas from the local grocery store, when I got them I was astounded as lions and tigers proceeded to burst out of the bag and begin reclining on safas and whining for milk and kitekat. They ain't all that those jungle cats.
- rasko40
bah for my hideous typing errors
- toe_knee0
jesus my eyes
*empties cache
- iLotion0
thanks for all your support.
and informing me that i'm gonna go out a ginger!
- Blofeldt0
used to unload banas from boats and all sorts of scary insects and spiders use so scurry out of the crates.
Touching results in death btw
- chossy0
Tetsuo san! burn the bananas and take a shower then see a specialist.
One time when I was abroad I went for a midnight stroll and I was wearing a white tshirt. When I got home my friend freaked out and told me to look at my top I was laden with huge horrific looking bugs that had swarmed onto my top and they were all pointy and deadly looking. I fully browned my pants when I saw them.
- Blofeldt0
i once got cancer from watching a trailer for a program where the producer once filmed a Banana Spider.
- chossy0
actually where the spiders were on my tshirt there was a huge burnt hole left after I shook my top!!
- iLotion0
Shit Blofeldt - How did that turn out?! Hope you're OK n stuff...
- iLotion0
sounds like they were after yer wee nipples chossy...
- Blofeldt0
nothing a few lemsips couldn't fix.
I tell you, I had that AIDS last month, I was in bed for almost a week!
- iLotion0
pah - nearly a week with AIDS! I had ebola, then went and got hit with malaria, thought i was doing ok, but then got burned to death - 2 days rest and plenty of medicinal oral from nursey and i felt a million!
- chossy0
They were after my titties I have a fine 'rack'.
You guys are pussys I died last night went to bed woke up and I was right as rain!.