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- Blofeldt0
three little words that will get you out of a fix and into another one.
Pint of cider
- soda0
Elle, Vespa is currently slumped under a desk somewhere dribbling away to herself as her liver finally packs in.
Like everyother thursday!
- vespa0
ye gads i've actually done some better work than when i was sober - just spent the past hour communicating with this coder who normally does my head in with his lack of communication skills (i'm talking robot noises and advanced geek-speak peppered with MENSA jokes) but today he took pity on my bloodshot eyes and shaky hands and spoke slowly and i managed to extract some crucial information from him that should mean i'll be able to fix this bastard app that's been doing my head in for the past week. yay. maybe i should have a bloody mary to celebrate.
- Blofeldt0
Perhaps you scared him with your terrifing appearance and fumes.
- vespa0
he actually brought out all these geeky toys for me to play with (spinning tops with flashing lights on them to say how many RPM you are spinning at and a tiny desktop hovercraft) and he laughed at me and poked my face cos he found my broken state so amusing.
- soda0
and dribbin' ... thats a pretty scary sight...
- paraselene0
ah, it's so nice when the debilitating after effects of alcoholic binging can bring co-workers closer together.
*sniff
it's a good thing you're putting your liver through its paces now, though, as it'll have a hard race to run come the first thursday in january...
- soda0
it's a good thing you're putting your liver through its paces now, though, as it'll have a hard race to run come the first thursday in january...
paraselene
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oh dear god, I had forgot about that... it seemed like such a good idea at the time, are we sure we can cope with it so close to the new year?
*darren goes and puts on a lil girls dress...
- paraselene0
ahem. i came out of the last one much worse than the lot of you. if i'm up for it, you have to accept the challenge.
* pulls out pristine white glove and slaps soda across the face.
- paraselene0
btw, you still at work, mate?
- soda0
yeah, got in late (with a hangover!)
But you don't see me complaining like Vespa.....that...big.....erm.....girl!?!
- paraselene0
no rest for the wicked!
well, i'm off to party at home. one of my printers sent me a case of wine for chrimbo! woo-hoo!
- ********0
ouch
- soda0
blimey. That sounds like we will be repeating this whole thread again tomorrow!!!
Dontchalove chrimbo on NT!!
*looks around realises no-one is listening ...
- ganglion0
stiil don't get why it's "funny" / generally acceptable to abuse your body and mind with booze-
" Hey guys i was on a heroine/meth bender all weekend and now my body feels like it's slowly decomposing from the inside out! LOL!"...
>:(
- mrdobolina0
ganglion, I bet you are a blast at parties.
- ganglion0
hey it's all about moderation-
besides i'm 32 now and that all night drinkin thing was over when i was 20 something.
- mrdobolina0
same thing here, but vespa is young and nubile.
- ganglion0
Ahh ,... to be that tender age again
...sorry not trying to preach.
peace.
- soda0
Vespa is 52...