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- vburo0
Final Countdown!
duh dun dun dun duh it's the final countdown!! ooh oh the final countdown!!(Europe circa 1986)
the ex is packing her boxes right now!!! Shes moving out on the 10th...I'm going to work nude and masterbate from the 11th to the 18th. Soooo fucking excited!
blackmail
(Apr 5 05, 07:21)
- e-pill0
people that bitch about free shit are awesome!
robbie_m
(Apr 5 05, 08:29)
- e-pill0
That chick cop is wearing a clockwork orange chapeau! I bet she has the matching cockpiece pants on too.
Point5
(Apr 5 05, 08:52)
- opiate0
almost..
- opiate0
4 more.....
- e-pill0
he-she
triple tit
double dick
transvestite
necrobeastiality (sex with dead animals)
gothic bondage
asshole eating
tossing the salad
cannabalism
kiddie
pregno
nazi
food (fruit, vegatables, animals, snakes)
shit eating (shit taco)
piss drinking
frozen piss shit smoothie
mature
granny
fat - obese
vomit eating
toe licking
dildo cam
cripple (wheel chair, crutches, no legs, no arms)
incest
amputation (while fucking)
amputation (as foreplay)
leper
horse
dog
dog eating/rape
cat eating/rape
female body builder (mustache optional) (pecks manditory)
anal - gerbal - sandpaper - rape
baby eating
cattle - branding / rape
branding (in general)
death
death by dildo
death by rape
mariachi gangbang
nostril fucking
strangaliation
animal strangaliation
female ejacualtion
animal ejaculation
he-she fudunk
doggy style
interacial
interspecies (insects) (animals)
milf (mother's i'd like to fuck)
upskirt
Britney Spears
Jennifer Lopez
anything with snoop dogg
Paris Hilton
drugged (the sexual act previously known as rape)
snuff (death on film)
GOAT BLOWING
shaving
aliens
cartoons (hentai)
underwater
umbrella-up-the-ass
nipple clamps
ball clamps
skinning (alive)
skinning (already dead)
retarted
autistic
psychotic
homeless people paid to fuck (on camera)
glory hole
he-she glory hole
role playing
fantasy
doctor
analcologist
rectumology
dubbed
dubbed (animal)
satanic (anything goes)
smoking
water sports
farting (the room of farts)
tribal
masafest (pain)
voyeur
medical experiments
illegal underage prostitute (uncommon)
legal underage prostitute (common)
the paddle
the flaming paddle
sky fucking (fucking while skydiving)
public nudity
public fucking
public anything
horseback riding/fucking
slaves
trampoline (fucking)
space fucking
streaking
voodoo
foot fetish
twins
conjoined at the balls
clowns
redhead
reality TV
backseat
sodomy
syrup
blood (human)
blood (animal)
nose fetish
piercings (dick ring, ball stud, ball rings)
drunken fucking
circumcision (successfull)
circumcision (botched)
celebrity (real (uncommon))
celebrity (fake (extremely common))
blind fucking (requires fucking-eye-dog)
glasses fetish (for me)
eating while fucking (christmas dinner orgy)
banana-up-the-ass
fisting
zoot suit fetish
fucking in effegee
gimp
10-man-fuck (see illustration)
afro-pubes
pubic-hair-toupee
glow-in-the-dark-dil do
mafia
midgets
remote control dildo
fisting
footing
nostril fuck (sex)
ear fuck (sex)
anal foot fetish
voodoo
suicide sex
rocket propelled Dildo
gasoline powered Dildo
solar powered Dildo
hoola hoop while fucking
gerble
dentures (gum-job)
tube sock
stoned (weed)
stoned (rocks)
fire-ants up the ass (anus)
back alley
sub-zero fucking (arctic)
titty-fuck
anally ingested cocaine coffee fucking
rave fucking (E)
vampire
injecting heroine into cock
transgender
worn out anus
prison rape
the cum-tub (bathtub full of cum)
cum-sicles
sex slaves
penis transplant (burns)
erection races
pussy kissing
pussy-zipper
ice-dildo
coffee-enema
cock-puppet (not sock-puppet)
female circumcisions
sadist
harry potter
facial orgy
shaving
piercing
baseball-bat-in-the- ass
double-fisting
triple-fisting (2 in pussy, 1 in ass)
fish-fucking
double team cat rape gangbang
roller-fucking
bunjee-fucking
beastiality-phone-se x
beastiality-cyber-se x
crucifix rape
death by rape
fucking on fire (fire-fucking)
vacuum cleaner blowjob
cock-tattoos (cock-a-toos)
golden showers
drive-by-fucking
necrophelia
schitzofrenic sex (fucking yourself)
if you think about it, prostitutes practice an "open door policy" (sometimes its an open double dutch door policy)
animal bondage
poor nerd fucking (cyber sex)
rich nerd fucking (cyber sex with their trophy wife)
eggs-up-the-ass contest (festival)
eggs-into-the-vagina contest (festival)
telescoping dildo
felet of shit
tongue bath
anal tongue bath
cigar dildo (or - smoking a cigar out of your ass)
bum-fucking (also known as bum-rushing)
horseplay (foreplay with a horse)
a "smoking cock" (police term for "clear cut" evidence of a rape)
quadrupal-decker-san dwitch-fucking
boobie-trap (a terrorist weapon of mass destruction attached to "boobies" to lure american soldiers)
blow up animal sex dolls
formicophilia (the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. I'm not making this up. source: hustler)
vagitarian (a strict diet of only eating pussies)
shit-fucking
animal-shit-fuckingblow-up shit 'doll' (for fucking)
gay titty-fuck (bitch tits)
the 17 orifices (that i could come up with in 5 minutes)
anus, piss-hole, mouth, l-nostril, r-nostril, r-ear, l-ear, l-eye socket, r-eye socket, smoke-hole in neck, belly-button, recent bullet-hole, hollowed out stump of a limb, l-inverted nipple, r-inverted nipple, l-ear ring hole, r-ear ring hole
deaf sex (they never hear em cumming)
celebrity sex (video-tape yourself banging some dumb bitch and then let it get stolen and posted on some websites, and then sue the websites for lots of money)
holy fuck (getting raped by a priest)
holy shit (getting shit on by a church official)
black in men (not men in black) (a gay interracial porno film)
tit-lash (happens when a girl is fucking so hard and violently that her tits slap her in the face)
cum-mustache (cumstache)
blow up dead animal sex dolls
jizzkerchief (not handkerchief)
Field of Sex (if you fuck him, he will cum)
a new animated porno tv show - "cock tales" (with mcsplooge)
cum overdose (od)
cock-silencer (for 32 caliber genitalia)
automated battery-powered rubber gerbal (for anal stimulation)
predickamint (a mint to get rid of the taste of a premature ejaculation [while giving a hummer (felatio)(blowjob)])
fetus fucking (pre-life (not pre-teen)).
viagra falls (not viagra)(the opposite of viagra - prevents you from getting wood)version3
(Apr 5 05, 10:06)
- e-pill0
geitenbreier
broodje poep
fietsventielverpakki ngsmateriaal
potjandriedubbeltjes
potverdikkie
drommels drommels
verdraaid
asjemenouvburo
(Apr 5 05, 10:15)
- vburo0
it took google satelite to find the real jazx
thank you google
nLHb
(Apr 5 05, 12:46)
- version30
711
client: i seriously don't need cloned checking out my site, that's gonna be a problem.
coder: sure, no sweat, i'll just do a fullscreen and use pop-ups. that'll get rid of cloned.
client: omg! you teh man!
:)
rabattski
(Apr 5 05, 12:36)
- nLHb0
*slowly backs out of thread
everyone calm down.... caaaaalm down. it's ok. relax
*backing down street
it's ok guys. just relax. it's okay.
*backs onto expressway
relax guys. just calm down. everything is cool.
*backs way to iowa
it's ok. things are great. calm down.
kOna
(Apr 5 05, 13:10)
- e-pill0
word to the apparel whores!
lets go out for drinks and talk appliqué tech.
timg
(Apr 5 05, 12:49)
- e-pill0
ok, let this thread go down for a bit now.. i have little credits left at the QBN Authority..
vburo
(Apr 5 05, 14:53)die thread die!!
vburo
(Apr 5 05, 14:59)please do not bump this thread anymore..
i am no saint anymore, i am getting flags and shit..
feds at the door.. shiit..
don't let them bust me on this one, pls!
vburo
(Apr 5 05, 15:06)
- vburo0
..and then it was gone.. :'(
thx fusionpixel ya cunt.
- ********0
bitch you wanted a manifesto!!!
Kes
(Apr 6 05, 03:52)Aye, an' I thought who better than sir Kesalot to come up wi' an election winner. Unfortunately the only people who would vote for us are lying in pools of their own piss too apathetic to even open their flies much less vote.
We've lost our deposit, free crack I ask you. Pffffffft
emecks
(Apr 6 05, 03:59)
- spongebob0
arghhh its all gone tits up!
jevad
(Mar 9 05, 19:05)
- ********0
and ann frank was a whore.
kOna
(Apr 6 05, 07:30)wtff?
vburo
(Apr 6 05, 07:32)
++++++++++++++++++++ ++
btw:it's
Anne Frank.
not Ann.
vburo
(Apr 6 05, 07:32)
++++++++++++++++++++
i know. ann frank was a girl i went to high school with. straight up whore.
kOna
(Apr 6 05, 07:36)
- e-pill0
no™
i sepak geepanesetehgee
(Apr 6 05, 07:34)
- ********0
dear QBN,
with all my apologies to my beloved vespa, i am humbly requesting that you delete this thread.
whilst under the influence, i have posted certain pieces of information herewith that i now abhor and despise.
respectfully,
moondog
(Apr 6 05, 09:58)tsk tsk.
