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- version30
math is fucking useless.
i count using my fingers and toes. as long as nothing is over 24 then i'm fine.
kOna
(Mar 31 05, 14:17)
- GeorgiePorgie0
Newstoday is currently upgrading the server. Downtimes, slow loads and glitches may have and/or will occur.
As you were.
QBN, Newstoday
(apr 01 05, 05:37)
- GeorgiePorgie0
Having a condom is just a license to screw without the care for repercussions
SacredPixel
(Apr 1 05, 11:38)your parents should have worn a condom
fawn
(Apr 1 05, 11:40)
- mr_snuggles0
This thread is currently under investigation.
QBN
(Apr 1 05, 15:18)
- mr_snuggles0
a black pope would certainly record a better cd then the 'late' pope john paul..
4cY
(Apr 1 05, 15:44)
- ********0
just send 200 to JazX's address, that way 50% of NT will get one...
mr_snuggles
(Apr 1 05, 15:59)
- vburo0
just send 200 to JazX's address, that way 50% of NT will get one...
mr_snuggles
(Apr 1 05, 15:59)
- vburo0
doh!!
- vburo0
having said that, who the fuck are you?
get out my fucking garden.
fucking gypsies.
why i awt to.
skt
(Apr 1 05, 16:32)aimed at nhlb(=fawn)
- liquid0
http://www.netdisaster.com/go.ph…
designerror
(Apr 1 05, 14:59)
- vburo0
Georgie, i wish you would have a crisis of faith
Rand
(Apr 1 05, 11:11)
- liquid0
ive had this recurring dream so many times that ive sighed at the beginning because i have to go through it again...
magicpatch
(Apr 1 05, 11:08)
- liquid0
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liquid
(Jan 6 05, 12:07)ha ahhahahha
jevad
(Jan 6 05, 12:08)- Meet Jevad -
One of our well trained counselors.
liquid
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liquid
(Jan 6 05, 12:40)you call me Prof. k0na_an0k again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
I AM NOT SMART!
k0na_an0k
(Jan 6 05, 12:42)
- beagle0
I think you are sexy. can you post yourself spinning. maybe with a tangerine towel hanging suggestively from your pubic region.
skt
(Apr 1 05, 18:08)
- ********0
the pope's last words..
"get back to work."
Gorbie
(Apr 2 05, 12:08)
- version30
IWAS BORN TO SUCK
tehgee
(Apr 2 05, 20:12)
- spongebob0
Dear sean, how big is your penis and how big is dereks?
stevii
(Oct 26 04, 11:08)have you ever seen anacondas the movie....
sean_TNMC
(Oct 26 04, 11:10)"have you ever seen anacondas the movie....
sean_TNMC
(oct 26 04, 11:10)"Yeah, they have tiny little dicks!
stevii
(Oct 26 04, 11:12)
- spongebob0
Dear Dutchy
Is it ok to pee on santa's lap?
DutchBoy
(oct 26 04, 09:18)Yes, as long you do it with a smile
MrDinky
(Oct 26 04, 09:21)
- spongebob0
as a devout Catholic i find this thread highly offensive.
CrackHouse_Chic
(Feb 24 05, 06:27)-------------------- -------------------
hahaha a devout Catholic that goes by the name CrackHouse Chic
hahahaha
hoggy
(Apr 1 05, 11:02)
- version30
btw, to make your farts smell good do what I do. Take one of those potpourri sachels and shove between your ass cheeks. Never fucking fails.
iDp
(Apr 3 05, 22:12)