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- jevad0
i am not cool.
at this very moment i saved rapheals profile pic and blew it up to 6,000 by 7,000 pixels and printed it out at 20x30 inch and stuck it on the wall...
at this point i am unzipping my pants..
vormburo
(Mar 4 05, 14:56)
- cloned0
haha, whatd i miss?
mattyd
(Mar 4 05, 15:10)
- Nairn0
Tell us more about it Rand, I know I'm not the only one that wants to know more about your day, I think there are lots of us out here that want to know some more details. Doesn't have to be profound or meaningful, just the little details, what were you saying as you viewed the couch? I get this feeling that the store had a dark wood floor and the couch was perhaps orange, a minimal design yet quite humanist, something with subtle curves. I imagine you approaching it after walking uninterestedly past several others, then, there it was. You approached and straightened the crick out of your neck, maybe you felt a little twang as a muscle released itself from a minor knot, maybe you took that as some kind of metaphor for the turn that the sight of this new couch was going to lead your mood during this somewhat stressful day. Perhaps you felt your mood begin to lift. Did you approach the couch slowly and perhaps do a kind of recon circling of it before pausing and commenting to your colleages? Did you then sit on it or was the store a little too stuffy for that? I like to think that the store was a little snooty but because you were all now feeling a little lighter of mood that you did indeed try it out, almost feeling slightly mischievous. I think this sofa had a profound placement in your day, it marked a cornerstone, a turning point, so much so that the fact of receiving a parking ticket didn't seem all so bad, infact, I bet you all laughed and made a few jokes about it. I bet you went back to the office feeling a little better for seeing that couch than if you hadn't.
I think you should buy that couch and remember this day because of it. And when you sit down on your new accquisition, perhaps you will think of this thread on NT, and perhaps, perhaps it will make you chuckle a little as you recline, easing the cricks from your neck.
rasko4
(Mar 4 05, 16:10)
- ********0
the asteriod is coming in 2012 so fuck the grand kids!
puter(Mar 4 05, 18:53)
- vburo0
yes yes I am talking about her mamas and papas.
she did send me the pictures and lorks a lordy she has a quality set of headlamps!!.
*forwards on to gruntt ;)
sorry fawn I hope you take this in the way I mean it just a little cheekyness. Don't want to get on your wrong side.
chossy
(Mar 2 05, 07:29)
- jevad0
design is much like riding the back of a unicorn, you could either shit on its back cuz its going so fast, or else just comb it's maine, and whisper for it to go faster
magicpatch
(Mar 6 05, 17:06)
- lifeinbinary0
My mac at work decided to not react to shortcuts at all today and it's driving me bonkers.
Any idea what might have happened?
T-B-O-A
(Mar 7 05, 03:09)
------------------------have you tried resorting to violence?
imakedesign
(Mar 7 05, 03:21)
- weestu0
typical redneck neocunt with french penis envy.
Anarchitect
(Mar 7 05, 08:47)
- jevad0
no jevad. al gore invented the internet.
he is japanese if i'm not mistaken.
k0na_an0k(Mar 7 05, 09:00)
- jevad0
as soon as i saw that on google i went search for international women so i could celebrate.
it didn't work out, so i'm back at my desk.
blaw
(Mar 8 05, 10:36)
- vburo0
some of you idiots are under the impression that Osama bin Laden somehow co-ordinated this so called 'Al Qaida'... a name created by the US govt to offer some manifest form to what is infact an unafilliated disperate group of seperatists with some common goals. Groups that have only come together more tightly (if at all) thanks to the US foreign policy.
You probably think that somewhere in the middle east there is an island with a volcano, and inside sits Osama stroking a big white cat as he sips Hennessy and watches playboy.
rasko4
(Mar 8 05, 09:25)
- vburo0
to celebrate international women's day i'm going to have my wife cook me dinner while speaking with an accent.
gruntt
(Mar 8 05, 12:14)
- jevad0
AHAHahhaha
2 of the best ones yet janne....
- gruntt0
*laughs to self
thanks janne. always an honor to be in the anthology.
- gruntt0
I'M NOT SO SHORT THAT I CAN'T SEE THE F-ING MOON WITHOUT A LADDER. >:(
mayo(Mar 8 05, 09:18)
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that girl cracks me up. i could add a couple of hundred from the harry potter thread... =P
- toastie0
whatever happened to that thread?
- gruntt0
what thread?
- k0na_an0k0
no talking in the pvn anthology thread.
- blaw0
no talking in the pvn anthology thread.
k0na_an0k
(Mar 8 05, 13:59)
- dopepope0
doing flash intros that date somewhere between the birth of black jesus and now.
toastie(Mar 8 05, 13:48)