enlighten me
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- ********0
Much discussion in this institution. Much discussion in boiled beef and carrots.
- Gorbie0
Santa Claus is really that diabetic quaker oatmeal guy. quit feeding him junk or you'll kill him.
- abizzyman0
santa just wants me to buy more Coke Classic... and he's a big freakin' drunk too... just look at that nose.
- mayo0
you're not dumb k-ross. You're probably just over-stimulated (NOT LIKE THAT) to the point of mental shut down.
go masturbate.
- abizzyman0
i already did that... it's boring alone.
- ********0
I was walking down the street when I tripped up on a discarded banana skin, and on my way down, I caught the side of my head on a protruding brick chip. It was the government's fault. It was the fault of the government. I was very let down with the budget. I was expecting a one million quid handout. I was very disappointed. It was the government's fault. It was the fault of the government.
- Point50
This just in. I'm not 20. I'm 30.
- ********0
A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll Give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like plate or shrimp or plate of shrimp out of the blue no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
- MLVR0
db considering the amount of your pvn responses i thought that was what u were trying to do mate. 65h.. you bet him by far.
- MLVR0
It's like cosmic justice? The guy with heaps of money got the smallest penis. The soccer star that all the girls like is a psycopat etc. Everything is compensated somehow.
- lowimpakt0
even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
ARE YOU THE FARMER?
- withnail0
ha ha
- liquid0
the world isn't fair but it's fair to take it........
- redFridge0
the only thing im sure of is the fact that im not sure of anything.
- BonSeff0
the radio shack on lemmon st will tow your shit if you park in their crappy lot while eating dinner 2 doors down. a $238 lesson lurnt tonight.
:/
- brooke0
Your path to enlightenment:
1. Right view.
2. Right aim.
3. Right speech.
4. Right action.
5. Right livelihood.
6. Right effort.
7. Right mindfulness
8. Right concentration.
- ********0
Yasr Arrafat is dead but improving
ooops - politics
- gruntt0
apparently if you freeze 3 cans of foam shaving cream the seam of the can will spilt, allowing you to extract the frozen foam.
If one were to put that frozen foam in a car, as it thaws it will fill the entire car with shaving cream.
I've thought about that more today than anything.
I have kona to thank for that.