enlighten me
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- abizzyman
please.
- Gorbie0
i broke a glass today and cried for hours. i need a hair cut.
- Gorbie0
i'm trying to quit smoking for the 6th time this year. the fucked up thing is that i still think it's march.
- Gorbie0
when the train passes by it shakes my monitor. and my soul as well.
- Gorbie0
the mail man is a nice guy and he means well. but i hate his fucking guts.
- mayo0
I'm reading Atlas Shrugged and finding so many quotes I want to share with NT but i'd probably get pushed into a garbage can and told to shut it.
- DutchBoy0
i wish i was as funny as http://www.ananova.com/news/stor…
- Gorbie0
a homeless man asked me for change and i gave him a quarter. then another guy asked the homeless guy if he could spare some change.
- mayo0
i got enough hair cut for both Gorbie and myself (9 inches). Now it's waist-length.
- Gorbie0
i only know one joke. but nobody likes polish jokes anymore. and i've never met a stupid polish person anyway.
- DutchBoy0
"Now it's waist-length"
woah, that'd be like 5 inches then, mayo?
*grabs coat
- lowimpakt0
The most sophisticated astronomical instrument from medieval England, which was further devloped in Europe and used until the 18th century, was first devised in 9th century Bagdhad
- Gorbie0
oh no you di'int!
- F_180
consider yourself enlightened.
=p
- mayo0
sometimes I think tall people will get what's coming to them when i become a real fairy princess...
- DutchBoy0
ooh i love fairy princesses..
especially with extra salt!
yummy!
;P
- abizzyman0
I'm still feeling pretty dumb..
please continue my enlightenment... w/the exception of anything Michael Moore related - I'm biased against fat people w/beards.
- brandelec0
i piss standing backwards so ninjas can't sneak up on me
- DutchBoy0
"I'm biased against fat people w/beards"
ok, no Santa stories then?
- Gorbie0
if there's one thing i hate more than fat bearded men, it's my own unecessary predjudices.