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- josimarX
haven't been on for a while never mind posted a thread so thought I'd blast out an interactive story just fo' shites and giggles.
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien..."
now you go... (include first bit too)
- josimarX0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket"
keep it clean guys.
- zzzorzzz0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket, who had only three legs, and nobody knows why.
- Baskerville0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket, who had only three legs, and nobody knows why.
To his friends Nantucket was known as 'tripod' as was his owner but for slightly different reasons, Billy had two regular legs and one huge...
- iLotion0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket, who had only three legs, and nobody knows why.
To his friends Nantucket was known as 'tripod' as was his owner but for slightly different reasons, Billy had two regular legs and one huge, stiff middle leg that he used to plough his neighbours fields and earn money to buy...
- josimarX0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket, who had only three legs, and nobody knows why.
To his friends Nantucket was known as 'tripod' as was his owner but for slightly different reasons, Billy had two regular legs and one huge, stiff middle leg that he used to plough his neighbours fields and earn money to buy... jonnybags, cos he was a part-time Gigolo to the stars. His favourite regular...
- iLotion0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket, who had only three legs, and nobody knows why.
To his friends Nantucket was known as 'tripod' as was his owner but for slightly different reasons, Billy had two regular legs and one huge, stiff middle leg that he used to plough his neighbours fields and earn money to buy... jonnybags, cos he was a part-time Gigolo to the stars. His favourite regular... was julia roberts - cause she had a big ginger mott that offered Nantucket somewhere to graze while 'Japseye' was about his business...
- carver0
"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...well that's no strictly fucking true, cos his name was actually billy 'one eye'donaldson, and the poor boy happened to be strolling past JoséX's office when suddenly,he looks up to purile shreaks of laughter, convinced it was a trio of queens lisping on about his new jacket, and he's covered in two pots of müller lite yoghurt! would you believe? it beggars belief ,he thought,creeping jesus.. the spoon temporarily detatching his fucking retina, and his new jacket stained to fuck! Yoghurt munching Bastards!!! thought billy 'oneeye', god only knows how bad it would have been if it was a pitchfork of shite! daft eh?
- iLotion0
... and just before billy passed out - he saw carver mince past like a freshly buggered teapot...
- josimarX0
...aye, all pure bummed and sore and that like a mad pif. he's yoghurt mad that one.