Storytime
Storytime
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"Once upon a time there was this chap called Billy 'Japseye' Lowenstien...
He had a pet horse called Nantucket, who had only three legs, and nobody knows why.
To his friends Nantucket was known as 'tripod' as was his owner but for slightly different reasons, Billy had two regular legs and one huge, stiff middle leg that he used to plough his neighbours fields and earn money to buy... jonnybags, cos he was a part-time Gigolo to the stars. His favourite regular... was julia roberts - cause she had a big ginger mott that offered Nantucket somewhere to graze while 'Japseye' was about his business...