i ate shit
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- abstrakt
i was waiting for my friend to back her car out of the garage. there was a brick planter next to me, so i figured i'd jump on top of it. it's like 2 1/2 feet tall. so it was cold and what i thought was enough force in the jump wasn't enough, and my flip flop hit the edge, my legs slipped out and i flung forward and slammed my face into the prickly bushes in the planter. i'm all bruised and cut. that thing kicked my ass. for someone watching it must have been hillarious, cause i was just standing there and all of a sudden i jumped up and totally ate shit. :-(
- mevsthem0
drop it like its hot.
- iDp0
hahaha I hate when shit like that happens.
- warheros0
hahahah, live & learn and laugh! hahahahaha, that sucks thought, must've hurt your face fo' sho'!
- K_Fresh0
You ate shit? Mmmm nuts and berries.
- ozhanlion0
yummy :p
- moth0
i remember going for a piss in a bar and coming back to find this guy hitting on my g/f at the time. I sat accross the bar and observed. He odered a large sambouka and proceed to do the whole "light in my mouth because I hard" routine. So it's flaming in his mouth and he coughs or something and this flaming booze goes all down his shorts and shirt and he's getting burnt and screaming and everyone in the bar was too busy pissing themselves to help put him out.
Yup. Making a tit of yourself ain't fun.
- benfal990
JACKASS
- TransFatty0
great story moth
- waynepixel0
hahahahah I love seeing people fuck-up like that.
HAhahahahahaha.
- MX_OnD0
this guy really ate shit!
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- iLotion0
this guy really ate shit!
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MX_OnD
--------------------------*Put pain au chocolat down, wipes mouth and slowly walks to the toilet...