i ate shit

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  • moth0

    i remember going for a piss in a bar and coming back to find this guy hitting on my g/f at the time. I sat accross the bar and observed. He odered a large sambouka and proceed to do the whole "light in my mouth because I hard" routine. So it's flaming in his mouth and he coughs or something and this flaming booze goes all down his shorts and shirt and he's getting burnt and screaming and everyone in the bar was too busy pissing themselves to help put him out.

    Yup. Making a tit of yourself ain't fun.

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