review tomorrow yay.
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- canuck0
think I might pursuade them to get me an intern.
make them my slave. hahahaha
- _salisae_0
they're just pretending, chossy
it's the internet - you can be whomever you want to be!
- DutchBoy0
salisae said it.
*ponders wether to take the ferrari or the lamborghini today..
- BonSeff0
software or hardware you might need, subscripts to design mags, books
and money too if you're feelin it
- cosmo0
52 weeks pay check and u don't have to work at all. If they disagree pull a 'Fight Club'.
Punch the shit out of yourself till the security arrives.
- DutchBoy0
If they disagree pull a 'Fight Club'.
Punch the shit out of yourself till the security arrives.
cosmo
(Nov 30 04, 18:44)
-------------------hahaha, yeah, easy does it!!
- cosmo0
Dutch, u need to try that seriously.
Works everytime.
- DutchBoy0
fuck man, i tried that so many times..
one day i beat the shit out of myself for about 3 hours when i started to realize security would never come as i work freelance..
:/
- cosmo0
hahahaha...
dude, just go into a grocery store and make sure there are no security camera's around. Then beat the shit out of yourself, trust me u will get some kind of stuff out of there. Maybe food.
- DutchBoy0
no this is not america..
people here are not afraid of lawsuits and shit.
they would jsut kick me out for spilling blood on their floor..
have to think of something else.
- cosmo0
hmmm...how about we start 'Guys Gone Wild'? Maybe we can make some money out of it too.
Dutchie Gone Wild!!! Chick would definitely dig that.
- DutchBoy0
dutchy's wild 24/7
*rooooaaaaarrr!!
- cosmo0
need to ask my boss for a rise.
- cosmo0
how hell does one ask the boss for a rise anyway?
Tips?
- DutchBoy0
*enter boss' office
*kneel in front of desk
*crawl under desk
*take off boss pants
*close your eyes
*pretend the sausage is a sweet lollypop
*wait for the milk
*clean mouth
*ask for rise
- cosmo0
is that the only way? oh lord Dutchie.
- BonSeff0
wtf happened to this place today
- cosmo0
Dutchie made me do it. I swear.
- tuig0
hehe,more pay.
- jevad0
a fucking PA so you don;t have to do any work