review tomorrow yay.
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- canuck
Well it is my 3 month review tomorrow. What should I ask for if anything? pay rise (for sure, cause I am below industry standard), discuss if they will pay for further education, bonuses?
Any negotiation tips?
Your rediculous comments are all welcome.
- tuig0
hehe,more pay.
- jevad0
a fucking PA so you don;t have to do any work
- johndiggity0
don't burp in his face, he'll think you want it in the ass.
- mr_snuggles0
Get Fridays off. That's what I'm gonna ask for, I know my company can't afford to pay me more, so a 4 day work week would be fine with me.
- fate0
Cock for coin is what I always say. Drop yer draw's!
- blaw0
3 months? kinda tough to do much negotiating at that point.
- chossy0
you should ask for a pay rise indeed lots of people post here asking about what car they should get and it would appear that they can afford a very expensive one so you like me should ask for a raise so as not to feel like we are left behind.
- canuck0
think I might pursuade them to get me an intern.
make them my slave. hahahaha
- _salisae_0
they're just pretending, chossy
it's the internet - you can be whomever you want to be!
- DutchBoy0
salisae said it.
*ponders wether to take the ferrari or the lamborghini today..
- BonSeff0
software or hardware you might need, subscripts to design mags, books
and money too if you're feelin it
- cosmo0
52 weeks pay check and u don't have to work at all. If they disagree pull a 'Fight Club'.
Punch the shit out of yourself till the security arrives.
- DutchBoy0
If they disagree pull a 'Fight Club'.
Punch the shit out of yourself till the security arrives.
cosmo
(Nov 30 04, 18:44)
-------------------hahaha, yeah, easy does it!!
- cosmo0
Dutch, u need to try that seriously.
Works everytime.
- DutchBoy0
fuck man, i tried that so many times..
one day i beat the shit out of myself for about 3 hours when i started to realize security would never come as i work freelance..
:/
- cosmo0
hahahaha...
dude, just go into a grocery store and make sure there are no security camera's around. Then beat the shit out of yourself, trust me u will get some kind of stuff out of there. Maybe food.
- DutchBoy0
no this is not america..
people here are not afraid of lawsuits and shit.
they would jsut kick me out for spilling blood on their floor..
have to think of something else.
- cosmo0
hmmm...how about we start 'Guys Gone Wild'? Maybe we can make some money out of it too.
Dutchie Gone Wild!!! Chick would definitely dig that.
- DutchBoy0
dutchy's wild 24/7
*rooooaaaaarrr!!
- cosmo0
need to ask my boss for a rise.