Girl Trouble
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- kezza_20
See, she could have been the one or something like that, and you'll never know because of a burp. Seems silly to me.
- SloppyThirds0
Id let salisea fart in my face.
Hit me up when youre in LA.
- _salisae_0
for the record - i would never date someone like you - was just curious what your sign was.
suspected you were a virgo.
i've seen virgos act picky/finicky, easily insulted like you described.
- _salisae_0
response to the maximalism movement i suppose
all about luxury
are you sure it's real?
- pascii0
haha - keep 'em coming.
btw: _salisae_
, i would date you 8-)
- toe-knee0
you'd lick her pee-hole but wont tolerate her burps.... the mind boggles
- HumanMale0
Was she fit dude?
If she was, then yeah, you overreacted!
If she ain't... you shouldn't have staying that fucking long in the first place!
- iLotion0
it probably just slipped - and when you were up behind it later you could have "just slipped"... no apologies needed - these things happen right?!
- Blofeldt0
I can't be arsed to read all this. I reckon it was her test to see if you were a prissy nancy boy who believes all girls should be quiet and genteel.
- donal0
i was out on a date last week with this foxy bitch, but get this: She sneezed! I puked on the spot, and then went out to the car park and did a human shit on her 1996 golf. Some people!
- HumanMale0
My girlfriend was talking to me yesterday, and the tiniest, smallest bubble of spit flew from her lip onto my t-shirt.
Nearly dumped the bitch there and then... sicko.
- waynepixel0
Just a little bit uptight there mate.
If she said sorry and at the end of the burp kas;ljhs I cannot beleave I an talking about this shit topic. Move the fuck on.
- SadisticJay0
You're kidding right? Do you really think all girls don't burp or fart? Just wait till you land that foxy 10, bring her home & have her drop a bomb in your washroom! Hahah! I think this is a case of a woman competing with your own shtank and you can't come to terms with it. Face it dude, if things were going smooth up till this point you should have had some fun with it and farted on her head for retaliation. Now that's love!
- DragKng0
Sounds like someone has the body function heebie-jeebies. You have a great time all night and can't forgive a burp... did she do something to make you think it was purposely to disgust you or was it just ... a burp?
We all slip up.. even flowery girls like myself (hahahha... sorry I'm just not very flowery)
BLLLUUURCH!if this is a problem for you you should stay away from girls who enjoy beer and/or soda pop.
- _salisae_0
cool hat, drag!
- sireal0
Man, that girl sounds dirty.... you fool, man! get back in there and make out like a bunny!!!
- Spix0
freaks..both of you, but specially you drop.
- _salisae_0
spix! you shouldn't be so judgemental .. :)
- ********0
alright i talked to the girl last night and she wants to give it another shot.
you guys think i should do it just to see if i get anal, or do i just forget that bitch?
- dopepope0
You walked out on her and she wants to give it another shot? Now you KNOW there's something wrong. She probably likes to be beaten too.