mrdobolina
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I'm drunk at work. I like got some free vodka (Zubrowska - made from bison grass mmmm), and i'm like drinking it. Cos there's this girl at work I fancy, and she's like working late, so i'm like staying with her, just me and her like, and i dunno. What's the point?
- abizzyman0
does she fancy you in return?
... is there going to be a little office wrestling match?
- canuck0
I like how this is going to work out
- contra0
keep us posted
- mr_snuggles0
When she's working away you walk up behind her and slip your penis in her ear. Bitches love that shit.
- abizzyman0
ah yes... the bitches and their love for 'that shit'.
snuggles, you scamp!
- mrdobolina0
kuz, is she drinking the vodka as well?
- mrdobolina0
So Kuz, what ever happened with this? I stumbled across it while searching for grass textures.
- GeorgiePorgie0
Grass Textures/Mrdobolina
//I can see how they come up the same in a search.
- fatkid0
dude put your thumb up her butt!
- vburo0
i thought i read here and there in this PVN that Kuz is/was gay??
not kidding..
anyway, must have been taking the piss..
- GeorgiePorgie0
he must be Gay.
- vburo0
Kuz ..... ?
- k0na_an0k0
no no. Kuz is not gay like GAY, he says that he is bi-curious. which is different. i guess. so he likes girls mostly but also whatevers with boys.
- mrdobolina0
georgie, he mentions drinking some bison grass vodka in the thread.
Please stay off my interNUTZ.
- vburo0
whatever.. i am going to whatever myself away from this whatever, cuz i gotta go.. latrz!
- GeorgiePorgie0
but I love InterNUTZ
- ********0
Ah'll tell ye whit happened....
Kuz really really fancied this burd at his wurk, ken?
So anyway wan nicht him an' her are "wurken" late.. really they're jist sitten aboot getten pished oan cheap vodka, ken?
So Kuz stairts tellin' the burd how he's really really intae hur an' how he huz tae rub wan oaf in the bogs at lunch time wi' a picter o' her as vishual stimulus, ken?
The burd stairts sayen like "Ooh Kuz Ah nivvir kent ye felt like this aboot me"
An' Kuz is like "Ooh fuck aye Ah've been efter yer knickers since ye stairted wurken here"
She sez "turn aff the lights big boay"
So he duz, ken?
Then in the dark she goes ower tae him an' tae his astonishment she isnae a she, she's a he, a trannie, ken?
That's how Kuz is all the way gay.
- k0na_an0k0
oh, mrd... now that you're here. you asked me a question yesterday.
so here is my answer.
when a person talks about the same thing for like the 100th time about the same thing, i find it's best to jump in and change the subject.
it's like an interception in football. you grab the other guys idea/statement and run the opposite way with it!
the more toughts and ideas you complete, t he higher your score! the idea is to block the other guy's thoughts and express your own! that's how you win!
i'm winning.
or, just tired of the same old. wither way. i'm winning.
yay!
and i'm george w. bush posting as a designer.
btw. you're getting audited this year.... with love.
- mrdobolina0
haha. It's amazing how it takes not much effort to fully comprehend what MX is saying anymore.
- ********0
Yez are aww bein' converted tae Scotsmen oan the sly, ken?