mrdobolina
mrdobolina
Out of context: Reply #17
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Ah'll tell ye whit happened....
Kuz really really fancied this burd at his wurk, ken?
So anyway wan nicht him an' her are "wurken" late.. really they're jist sitten aboot getten pished oan cheap vodka, ken?
So Kuz stairts tellin' the burd how he's really really intae hur an' how he huz tae rub wan oaf in the bogs at lunch time wi' a picter o' her as vishual stimulus, ken?
The burd stairts sayen like "Ooh Kuz Ah nivvir kent ye felt like this aboot me"
An' Kuz is like "Ooh fuck aye Ah've been efter yer knickers since ye stairted wurken here"
She sez "turn aff the lights big boay"
So he duz, ken?
Then in the dark she goes ower tae him an' tae his astonishment she isnae a she, she's a he, a trannie, ken?
That's how Kuz is all the way gay.