Life is like...
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- kezza_2
a pubic hair on a toilet seat...
sooner or later you are bound to get pissed off.
- mayo0
nipples.
Usually everything is great until they get rubbed the wrong way.
- toe-knee0
Life is like a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us.
- mayo0
a broken record...
The same annoying thing until you get up and change it.
- sureshot0
Life is like a penis..
lotsa ups and downs..
- nice-land0
a box of chocolates... that someone has secretly swaped with cat shit.
- bull0
wife, but with an L
- mayo0
a cartoon...
You'll run for a long time with the same background before Casey Kasem or John Astin will say something.
- rasko40
a bukakke session.
sad wankers everywhere.
- mayo0
music...
Britney Spears will eventually rip it off.
- Neo_con_fuckwit0
bumsex.
a pain in the the ass till you get it right...
- beagle0
a bowling ball,
hard, heavy, full of holes and always spinning out of control straight into the gutter.
- toe-knee0
you can tell its not friday yet in US of A
- sureshot0
michael jackson..
first you a smooth criminal..
but eventually you nothin' more than a stranger in moscow.
- MLVR0
rasko: sad? Aah your talking about homo-bokake, right?
- airey0
the family circus cartoon.
meant to be funny but you'd need to be a labotimised fundamentalist christian to think so.
- toe-knee0
internet forums
you have to crawl through shit to get anything worth while