so....
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- k0na_an0k
in a nutchell. i work for a company that deals with 700+ college bookstores. we released the new version of each bookstore on the 1st. we (i) whatever, are way behind on creating banners for each school cause the fockers didn't send us photos in time. go figure.
so my boss is like 'get them done before friday or else' yesterday then calls in sick today.
so i go ot work on them. the massive computer system and blah blah we save everything to is..... full. haha. i don't have th power to wipe shit off it so.... i surf all day. there is no other place i can send the files before they go live. weeeeeee.... puters are cool..... AND SO IS THE FUCKING MORON IN THE PRINT DEPARTMENT WHO FOR SOME REASON HAS A 200+ GB FILE FOLDER ON THE SYSTEM. WHAT THE FUCK!!
going to talk to him now. it better fucking be porn movies he's downloaded that he's willing to share.
so..... what's your fuck up for hte day?
- spendogg0
kOna you are on fire today.
- lvl_130
ahh, nice. we have a file server that gets filled up like every other day 'cause people have there fucking entire itunes library in their user folder! just keep it on your own hard drive you fucking geniuses.
fun times!
- abizzyman0
oh!! I got a F*CK UP FOR YOU!!
First off.. .in the 9/11 thread... I added wrong and said that 9 + 11 = 21... pretty bad F-up there...
... but get this!!
so one of my clients asked me to prepare some graphics for a Van Wrap...
... I hate this crap because something always goes wrong with the vehicle graphics guys who put it together in the end (used to do it myself... something always goes wrong)...
... anyway - it appears that I sent the SECOND to last comp as apposed the approved FINAL comp.. and they wrapped the whole vehicle with it.
$4800 american...
... and it has to be done over.
oops.
- tara|gee0
today i was laying down for a moment and next thing i know its 3 and thi shit was due at like 130 i think i fell into the matrix
pinch me k0na
yes
onteh butt
- k0na_an0k0
consider your butt pinched.
ooooo..... nice.
- lvl_130
"$4800 american...
"shit bizzy, that's funny...and it sucks. i have sent the almost final version of some stuff out by mistake but it didn't cost anywhere near $4800 to fix.
- k0na_an0k0
so.... what?!? me and the 4800 dollar mistake are the only ones?!?
piss on all of you for being so.... good.
*runs off crying
and trips.
fuck!
*keeps running hoping knowone noticed.
- gruntt0
my day started with me seeing a rainbow. apparently that was a sign that it was gonna be a good day.
sorry.
- lvl_130
i accidentaly filled in the little oval next to bush/cheney today on my ballot...then i put a little x100 on there. i think it worked!
- tara|gee0
gruntt was teh rainbo above a bar called "teh eagle?" :P
- abizzyman0
... or 'the blue oyster club'?
k0na... I saw that... you can't even run.
- k0na_an0k0
you should have gone to the end of the rainbow. i hear midgets with an endless supply of star wars galaxies credits live there.
- tymeframe0
last week i accidentally hit the "Mirror" button on my large format scanner to scan in a 45"x85" piece. Then, I realized i didn't have a big enough roll of paper to print on. The job being due the same day, I outsourced the print.
The print comes back to us mirrored. All text read backwards. FUCK. Redo. Cost us $600 when it should have cost $10 or something.
- k0na_an0k0
haha. nice!
- gruntt0
haha tara and kona -
the rainbow was real. not real gay, just real.
it disappeared before i could get to the midgets. DOH!
- function820
this makes my week sound great so far... and it hasnt been