Coffee!
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- level2
How do you know if you're addicted to coffee?
- johndiggity0
when you mainline colombians.
- jevad0
you feel lethargic and sluggish without it...after not drinking any for 3 days you get stomach pains.
I have now been coffee free for 10 days and don't ever want another cup.
It's a toxin. (caffeine)
- gerbert0
if you sweat a lot and wig out you're probably addicted
- ********0
if you drink it, you're addicted
- mayo0
you don't even try to grind the beans before snorting them.
- dopepope0
when you put Neosporin on your sandwiches.
- mayo0
If you fart, you quickly turn around to try and smell it all back in.
or
If you fart, your dog gets REALLY hyper.
some days i just don't feel like a dainty girl when i post stuff like this. :/
- DBitW0
when people start saying how "they don't drink coffee this, they don't drink coffee that, and how you should stop..."
then yur addicted.
- jevad0
mayo...thats gross.
- lvl_130
what jevad said as well as really bad headaches after cutting all caffiene out of your day. (takes a couple days usually)
- mayo0
i'm sorry jevad. next time i'll start with NSFMI first. "Not Safe For Mental Imagery."
- grafholic0
when you're a regular at a local coffee shop (or coffeeshop nearby work) and the shopmaster knows your order already.
- level20
haha yeah, the coffee vendor guy on the street has my coffee ready as I walk up....
- Point50
when you throw back espresso shots or an americano and you no longer get that great "brain floating at the top of your skull" buzz...
Oh, and the snorting whole beans thing, that's definitely bad. I gotta try that.
- dopepope0
When you enjoy the feeling of pencil shavings in your eyes.
- ok_not_ok0
when ur on a first name basis with Fred - the coffee slinger at starbucks
- ribit0
when your office IS a coffee shop
- ********0
when your mug wont even kiss you ;-)
- motormel0
when after reading this thread you have to go make some coffee.
- ribit0
must.. stop...reading thread...must sleep for 6 hours...THEN...can have coffee... in morning