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- BobaFetus
What was his username? He was rather amusing.
- BonSeff0
carver
- BobaFetus0
Yessssssssssss :D Is he still around?
- Dr_Jay0
Mr. Bobafetus...
(In stuffy butler voice) I think it's quite obvious that you're inquiring about yourself, old chap... daft, eh?
The genious of your username (bobafetus kicks my ass!)... combined with your recent arrival (and recent Carver question)... makes me think that you are somehow connected... Carver is obviously Andy Kaufman... and you are most definitely Carver.
Daft, eh?
- carver0
michael n. carver
- wendell0
heheh. it is you as the fashion king
- josimarX0
carver! I've got a spoonful of tiramisu aimed your way mixed in with a pinch of muller yoghurt. Food fight!
- carver0
oh, joséX, there's a prospect.. you sound good enough to eat, food fights in the flesh, man on man..like fuckin' alan bates and ollie reed,rollin' about on a deep pile rug in front of a big roaring fire...! daft eh?
- JamesEngage0
anyone seen collateral... the geezer in the nightclub that gives jamie foxx the usb drive is the spit of oliver reed in his younger years.
- ozhanlion0
felicia's man ?
- BonSeff0
i wish i could dig up that post carver made about the lesbian in the coffee bar with the lisp.
it was prolly the funniest thing i ever read on nt
- carver0
Bonseff lad, i assumes you are alluding to the post i made, entitled "cheap lunch is bollocks!". oh yes it's all there! daft eh?
- josimarX0
'gives jamie foxx the usb drive '
is that a fancy new term for bumshag, a wrestling move or is it actually a computer peripheral?
anyway. shut-up carver – you're the all-teh-way-ghey-one.
- carver0
sheeeeesh
- BonSeff0
hahahaha
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cheap lunch is bollocks!
just came back in from lunch, normally i go to a proper restaraunt but, wine and stuff, select crowd. but today, i felt like a change..you know, cos it was sunny and there was loadsa fanny on the street i went for a stroll with my new digital camera(£540, bought yesterday, it was wages day) for some park bench shots for the 'archive'. anyway, i goes into this place, you can immediately tell what it's like, i just want chips and a corned beef sandwich and small eel pie, but there's a pierced poisoned dwarf dyke behind the counter and a fruit with a shaved head lisping away about these new fuckin' olives, how nice it is for him and his bumchum to sit an eat olives on a friday nite. anyway, i says can i get corned beef then and brown sauce eh?, nah nah they're off that trip now man. so i have a can of this homo juice right, and i have to crush the fuckin' can when i'm done, there's a photo of a man's arse on the wall, because it's meant to be art, and all these little bufties comin' in with cheap suits, wanting freeze dried decaf FREE TRADE coffee, FREE TRADE??what a load of shit! then i spies a bit of shit under one of the tables, probably from one of the shitkickers boots, probably a dog in the back kitchen, so i'm right up to the counter saying i'll get you shut down you new age veg deviants, it's not fucking gaytown ! i 'm off to see my solicitor mates this afternoon, see what case i got, i want the place closed, it's a hazard...fuck sake i could buy the whole place!!!! i'll let you know the outcome .daft eh?
- BobaFetus0
Dear Dr_Jay
I'm not carver. However I'm connected to carver... I was hired by Jaffa the Hawt to hunt him down. Now, thanks to this thread, I know where he is thus I can accomplish my mission. I'm the smartest bounty hunter ever.
- Dita_kz0
carver got suck c*ck :-P
- Dita_kz0
*go (that is - doh!)