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cheap lunch is bollocks!
just came back in from lunch, normally i go to a proper restaraunt but, wine and stuff, select crowd. but today, i felt like a change..you know, cos it was sunny and there was loadsa fanny on the street i went for a stroll with my new digital camera(£540, bought yesterday, it was wages day) for some park bench shots for the 'archive'. anyway, i goes into this place, you can immediately tell what it's like, i just want chips and a corned beef sandwich and small eel pie, but there's a pierced poisoned dwarf dyke behind the counter and a fruit with a shaved head lisping away about these new fuckin' olives, how nice it is for him and his bumchum to sit an eat olives on a friday nite. anyway, i says can i get corned beef then and brown sauce eh?, nah nah they're off that trip now man. so i have a can of this homo juice right, and i have to crush the fuckin' can when i'm done, there's a photo of a man's arse on the wall, because it's meant to be art, and all these little bufties comin' in with cheap suits, wanting freeze dried decaf FREE TRADE coffee, FREE TRADE??what a load of shit! then i spies a bit of shit under one of the tables, probably from one of the shitkickers boots, probably a dog in the back kitchen, so i'm right up to the counter saying i'll get you shut down you new age veg deviants, it's not fucking gaytown ! i 'm off to see my solicitor mates this afternoon, see what case i got, i want the place closed, it's a hazard...fuck sake i could buy the whole place!!!! i'll let you know the outcome .daft eh?