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- gsd
It's weird how some clients actively DON'T WANT you to use your hed... they send an email regarding a sh*tty flyer for a sh*tty "deliciously stylish mix" party somewhere near the Midlands and they want you to follow it, as read, down to the last f*cking full stop. Then they complain that it's THEM doing the art-direction, when they don't even give you enough room to f*cking FART!
- stewart0
poor you.
here, meet some companions
http://prepresshell.blogspot.com…
- DutchBoy0
make that logo bigger, please.
- DutchBoy0
oh, and add a swoosh right there..
- shutdown0
is that colour correct?
- Depthflow0
Can we add an animated fire into that design?
- DutchBoy0
please, can you make it even bigger then that? and can you make it shine like metal?
- vespa0
why did you tell me there's no rainbow filter in photoshop? I asked my neighbour's son and he told me there is one.
- bulletfactory0
why is the text in greek?
- ********0
Can we have more bevels?
- DutchBoy0
why does the site look bad in Word?
- shutdown0
a drop shadow, it'll make the page look like it's 3d
wanker
- ********0
Forget it, I'll do it myself in Powerpoint.
- DutchBoy0
Can you add a globe to that logo? and make it spin!!
- rabattski0
no. it's not happy enough. can you make it more happy?
- shutdown0
i started something in word which i think will look good as a website
- bulletfactory0
can we make the logo spin?
- DutchBoy0
can you make that word blue and underline it, and do it so that if i rollover my cursor changes in a hand with a pointing finger.
i have seen it before somewhere.. is it possible?
- shutdown0
what will be my internet number?
high resolution logo? just use the one on that letter i sent you!
i want the page to look like it curls up at the corner.
can we have more shadow, it needs to be leaping off the page
- ********0
why do you charge so much, my co workers son can make it for less than that in paint and pagemaker...